This chap went to the doctor ...
'Doctor, I've got this terrible problem with wind.' (Frrrpt, frrrpt.) 'Dear, dear,' said the doctor. 'It is bad, isn't it. How long has this been going on?' (Frrrpt, frrrpt.) 'About a week, doctor.' 'Right,' said the doctor. He went to a cupboard and came back carrying a long broom handle with a... Sign in to see full entry.