My exquisitely beautiful blonde girlfriend called me last night…
“Honey,” she said, “remember you told me I should read a bit more?” “Ah…yes, I did, sweetheart!” “Well, I went to the library and took out one of the biggest books they had.” “That’s wonderful, my sugar plum…” “Yeah, but I’ve got a problem with it – there’s many people in it, but I can’t make out... Sign in to see full entry.