Jimmy Rod's Best Shot

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Thursday, March 15, 2012

That Smoker Cough Commercial is Obscene, Thanks alot for Nausea, GWB

You've seen these commercials. An African-American man coughing himself to death. Dogs and cats suffering toward their impending deaths. A young girl with a shaved head from brain cancer surgery. Thank you Bush/Murdoch for hitting us with grief poison. These horrifyingly "griefy" commercials are being pushed at us by Georgie Bush. It's the Same Game he's been playing with us since he stole the presidency in the winter of the year 2000. Do you remember Bush's bull-shit Fear Scale. He wanted to be... Sign in to see full entry.

Jimmy Rod's Best Singalong Jam - chorus of Sandman - America (hidden hit!)

When you start singing the lyrics: "I understand, you've been running from the man, who goes by the name of the sandman. He flies the sky, like a spirit in the eye of a hurricane that's abandoned. " You won't believe how good it feels. Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Stanford Catches a Break! ISU Dumps Ol' Miss, packs for "the Farm"

Hey, Cards! This smells like the Stanford NIT championship in 1991. We had Crocodile Dundee (Andrew Vlahov). We had the great Adam Keefe. Everyone on the team, "came through." They made sure all their opponents "had a back on them." And they got the rebounds. I still remember the Oklahoma "big man" try to intimidate a Stanford guard. Vlahov literally stuck his big ol' Australian jaw in the way. He dared the Sooner to hit him. The Sooner soon walked away. Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Hey, Stanford Hoop! Congratulations and Have Fun! - Jimmy Rod's Best Shot!

I'm really proud of you guys and gals, but this one is about the guys. The gals will pick up their myriad awards, later. Meanwhile the young mens' team has gone from ' basketball hell' to Pismo Beach in one "swelled foop." Some Cal fans were complaining that Stanford was doing the wrong thing by getting longer and quicker. I guess that happens when the Cardinal snatches a league title away from a starving Bear. The Bear will never admit it's hurt. Fortunately, even in denial, it still knows how... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, March 8, 2012

Jimmy Rod Radio's Latin Jam Pick? "Suavecito" by The Four Corners

This one has got everything. Beautiful girls. A rhythm and horn performance that will live forever. Vocals that help define the word "sexy." The list goes on and on. Google Suavecito, Four Corners and 'cha-cha' or 'samba' the night away with 'the one you're with.' Sign in to see full entry.

Open Letter to Prez Obama. This is where the GOP Slugs him Again!

Ever since "Shorty" Bush stole the presidency in 2000, this is the situational moment little georgie bush blows up one of his own (oil company) rigs. If he succeeds, the entire Gulf of Mexico is destroyed. If he fails, Rupert Murdoch gives him a news mulligan. Then tiny, little georgie bush can try to destroy us again and again. We had three "end of the world" refinery fires just after the inside-job attack that slaughtered (via GWB petro-poison) the Gulf of Mexico. American emergency workers... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Jimmy Rod Radio's TV intro pick - Theme from ER

I think the rerun episodes of "ER" were never the same after they shortened the James Newton Howard intro. The brilliant music fired up the audience for the brilliant show. Do you remember Dr. Ross, Dr. Green and the gang as they saved lives in the greatest soap opera of all time? If you do, google "theme from ER," and listen to a dear old musical friend. Sign in to see full entry.

GOP going "Daffy Duck" may be a Bad Sign for Humanity - Jimmy Rod's

We've driven th e poor Republicans, completely nuts. They're bouncing off the walls like the Looney Tunes cartoon mallard. They know they've lost the big political game to the Democrats. With GOP mini-god, "Lush Rimbaugh," calling nice women "sluts," the Repugs have taken a quantum leap into their own personal political hell. The GOP generally supports Limbaugh's recent slur. Their House of Representatives has screamed "no" at humanity's survival in ugly tones. Do little georgie bush and rupert... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, March 3, 2012

Hey, Jimmy Cantore! Why the Cover-up? Man-up, NOW!

You're the big national weather star, right Mr. Cantore? Have you got any training AT ALL in the art of reading a "doppler." Why don't meteorologists compare the "before the spill" weather with what has occurred since. Has Bush/Bp paid you "experts" not to notice that the Bush/Bp oil in the air is killing our planet, right now? You wonder where these super tornadoes are coming from? That one is easy. I'm wondering how you "experts" are missing it. The oil in the air lubricates everything.... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, March 2, 2012

Was Buster Posey's Tragedy a "Bounty" Hit? - Jimmy Rod's Best Shot

As Buster Posey returns from injuries from what I saw as a criminal assault, the plot thickens. I immediately argued that the criminal base runner turned left and intentionally "disemboweled" Posey. Did that Florida idiot do his criminal attack against the San Francisco Giants' Posey because he was to be paid a bounty? The New Orleans Saints "bounty" for injury policy, makes me wonder even more. The league should keep an eye on "the Marlin Creep's" recent spending habits. Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, March 1, 2012

GOP Oil Companies Jump Prices and try to Blame it on Prez Obama

The Republican controlled oil companies have been trying this crap for years. They kill our country's economy by arbitrarily boosting fuel prices and then they try to blame the Democratic president. With one hand they steal our oil money. With the other hand they point at the Democrats. It's a Shell game without the shells. If the Republicans can't do better than that, they really should quit their stupid cheating, lying and stealing games, forever. Sign in to see full entry.

Jimmy Rod Radio's Cutest Chick Pick - Susan Dey with Bread. Wow!

It's just your basic YouTube merging of a great song and some photographs. Bread's "Baby I'm a Want You" and pictures. What makes this sensational is the fact that the pictures are of Susan Dey when she was "just a kid." She was the definition of cute and there's nothing better than cute. Google search for Bread, Baby I'm-a Want You. Hit on the button with Susan Dey on it and just try to take your eyes off her. I dare you... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

A Pat on the Back for Stanford Basketball from Jimmy Rod's Best Shot

2011-2012 has been a big step forward for Stanford basketball. After disappearing into mediocrity or worse for many years, this year's Cardinal team looks like an NIT entry. That may not sound like much but I remember our early ninety's NIT championship, well. It was really fun. Stanford's Crocodile Dundee, Andrew Vlahov, joined Adam Keefe to turn a "national championship" into a really fun Madison Square Garden celebration. This year's Stanford team is tall, strong and deep. Chasson Randle has... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, February 25, 2012

Jimmy Rod Radio's Save the Planet Pick? "This is your life" -"The 5th D'"

How in the world did 'Florence LaRue and Company' create this song? The Fifth Dimension was as great a recording group as has ever existed. Spending most of her time singing backup to the great Marilyn McCoo, Florence "walks on musical water" in this late sixty's miracle. The climax of "This is Your Life" is the best finish ever as Ms. LaRue does things with her vocal cords that " can't be done!" Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Jimmy Rod Radio's save the planet pick? "I Do Love You" by Billy Stewart

There has never been anything better than a Billy Stewart vocal. He is the man who performed the magic behind "Summertime." He also pulled off the most gorgeous imaginable, "I Do Love You." You can YouTube these songs or just put them on your I-pods. "I Do Love You" is a miracle every time it reaches your ears. "Listen-up" and make a miracle happen. Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, February 20, 2012

Repugs "Bring the Ovens" as Demos Fight Back!

I was just watching the Republican's rep Eric Cantor reel off a series of lies that would embarrass the Devil himself. How does Cantor explain starving babies to death so he can stash a few more pennies into his Repug owned Swiss banks? That's the kind of question the 99 Percenters will be asking the GOP in this year's campaigns. Feed the Babies, Repugs! Feed the Babies! Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, February 11, 2012

Jimmy Rod Radio's Romantic Pick? "Sitting in the Park" - Billy Stewart

The purest "ear candy" ever. The best part of the relationship. Waiting for the dream to come true. Before you had to listen to her. Al Bundy said that. Meanwhile, if you feel a need for the most gorgeous piece of music ever, google "Sitting in the Park" Billy Stewart. Listen. And drift in heaven for a while. The song is Pure Love. And that's what we need right now. Sign in to see full entry.

Open letter to 'Conservative World' from "Comes around, Goes around"

How can the Republicans call themselves conservatives? The most important thing we will do today will be to "feed the babies." It is THE conservative action. Republicans refuse to use our tax money to "feed the babies. " The "repugs" just say NO to healthy babies. They steal the available cash and then starve the children. Then " BushCheneyRoveGingrich with the Koch brothers buying the koch," charge us ten times what it actually cost to cremate all those starved babies. That way there is even... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, February 10, 2012

Hey, UCLA! Stanford Continues to Celebrate Much Honored Record!

Guess who holds the record for most Visitor Wins in-a-row at UCLA's Pauley Pavillion? Stanford did it at the last turn of the century. It's a 'permanent entry' in the UCLA record book. The Cardinal "punked them in their own crib" eight times in a row. The greatest team of that century hasn't won an NCAA hoop championship since 1995. You can't "gravy-train" forever on Lew Alcindor. Buying the refs only takes you so far, I guess. Pushing the "we're the greatest, ever" fact has ultimately turned... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Stanford faces Bruins at UCLA. Will refs allow UCLAN strong-arm tactics?

I've seen muggings that were more gentile. The Palo Alto Cardinal visits Hell, tonight. That means the Bruins get to slug Stanford players. Hey Stanford! If you get slugged, make the A.H. "pay out the A.H." It's the only way you can win! The refs are cheating for UCLA as usual. I once saw one play in which UCLA committed 5 fouls. One play! The refs ignored all of them. That's how UCLA beats the better team. They "buy" the refs and then commit criminal assault against the Stanford kids. The... Sign in to see full entry.

About this Blog

This is what I call "sports and stuff!" I'm starting out with a story that could make the 49ers champions if their coaches are smart enough to read "the instructions." If they fail to read this, oh well, 2009 will just be another losing year. Have you ever wondered why they don't run the option play much in the NFL? Laugh while John Brodie wakes up in the locker room in "my favorite 49er Q.B." Who was the most entertaining recording group ever? Do you believe it's the 1997 Hansons? Well, read on! I've added a story about the guy with what I believe is the best baseball name ever, "Buster Posey." And "get an autograph" from Willie Mays while you annoy Orlando Cepeda and Curt Flood "At the Baseball Card Show..." If you ever wanted to bond with an insect try "The December Butterfly." Why is Blogit great? That's here too! The goal with this blog is to bring "total love" to the entire known universe. If I fall short of that, I'll keep trying or go to "plan B." Whatever that might be

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