Well, sports fans. I'm back!! After a few days of feeling ultra-mortal, God, whoever that might be, leaned in and said, "You are hereby healed. Go forth and never again play basketball on a ten-foot hoop, again. (A nine-footer in the backyard will be okay, but only backhanded lay-ups, No Slams!") Well at least that's how it felt. One night I fell asleep feeling 70 and the next morning I felt 50 again. That may not sound like much to all you 40-year old youngsters out there, but to a relative... Sign in to see full entry.