LETTER FROM SASHA THE VAMPIRE
Beep-I got a letter from my Ex-Wife, Sasha. She wrote it in red ink. Which is right since Sasha is a Vampire. Yea, she is. Sasha has been a vampire fer twenty-five years. She ran off with a wealthy stock market tycoon. He only was seen at night. His name was Count Romanoff. Turns out the basturd was... Sign in to see full entry.