About MARSMOON

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 Just a fun-loving feller from the hills of Kentucky. I was pest exterminator fer 30 years. Killed a lot of bugs and nasty critters in my time. Including...Vampires, Zombies, Mutant Skeeters, Werewolves, monster flies, and rats as large as ground hogs. Hoopee Holler made a deal with the feds a few years ago. The feds got to dump toxic wastes in the big sinkhole on the ridge. Those toxics somehow jumpstarted the supernatural elements around these parts. I dunno how. I ain't a rocket scientist. But the weird stuff commenced after the toxic wastes were dumped. I think those toxics somehow opened an invisible doorway to the supernatural dimension. It is through this door the critters come here to prey upon the human race. As fer me, I have been married and divorced three times to date. I has lived a wonderful life. Thar is no subsitute fer experience. I has plenty of experience!

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Location:

United States

Primary occupation:

Retired Pest Exterminator

Dream occupation:

CELEBRITY

Hometown:

Hoopee Holler, KY

Schools attended:

MOON COLLEGE

I like:

MOST THINGS

Favorite writers:

CHRISTOPHER MOORE, WINSTON GROOM

Favorite books:

MOST MAGAZINES

Favorite newspapers:

THE HOOPEE HOLLER GAZETTE

Favorite magazines:

THE BLUEGRASS REDNECK

Favorite music:

ROCK

Favorite movies:

JAWS

Favorite TV shows:

SPORTS

Favorite teams:

BENGALS, REDS, YANKEES, KY WILDCATS

Favorite quote:

YOU CAN'T BE A BIG SHOT WITH A LITTLE WAD

Gender:

MALE

Religion:

CATHOLIC