My Leaky Brain

Monday, September 15, 2008

Working at the DMV (I'm baaaack) Worth the scroll

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Thursday, July 31, 2008

The mouth of babes

I thought this was funny..... A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders.... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, July 4, 2008

Sucess

Success is not like cake. Just because I have some doesn't mean there is less for you. Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Another thing I wish I'd written # 43

A man charges into a bank wearing a balaclava and wielding a handgun. He shouts 'this is a raid - everyone get on the floor!!', and proceeds to empty the cash drawers. As he runs towards the door with the loot, a brave customer yanks off his balaclava. The robber immediately shoots the customer in... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

another thing I wish I'd written # 42Girlie Wisdom!

Girlie Wisdom! Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them. A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills... she has 14 kids but doesn't really care. One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Another thing I wish I'd written # 41

Do not try this at home CAT ATTACK Cat Bathing as a Martial Art Some people say cats never have to be bathed. They say cats lick themselves clean. They say cats have a special enzyme of some sort in their saliva that works like new, improved Wisk - dislodging the dirt where it hides and whisking it... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Thoughts of OLD

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Monday, May 19, 2008

English Language barrier

Craig Ferguson was talking to model Paulina Porizkova tonight. P: The only other Scotsman I've ever known was Scotty from Star Trek C: No No! He's canadian! P: Travesty! C: No, No he still wears men's clothes but he's Canadian! Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, May 17, 2008

I am fairly certain everyone was injured in the making of this video

Sorry to take you out of Blogit, but it wouldn't load properly otherwise.... Not for the faint of heart, those who have recently broken ankles, or anyone who has a child who skateboards. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bmRwdnWgZQ Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, May 16, 2008

Boredom

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