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Saturday, July 23, 2005

Top Ten Warning Signs You Might Be Getting Old

10) You're on your fourth set of teeth. 9) You find it increasingly difficult to stay up late enough to catch the "early bird" at Denny's. 8) You've been fitted for a coffin. 7) Your grandchildren have wrinkles. 6) Your Social Security number is a single digit. 5) After soaking in the tub for an... Sign in to see full entry.

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