Saturday, November 21, 2009
Sunday Afternoon Bed Jumpers
Lee Anderson was tall, blonde, and very pretty. She and her husband, Steve, were sweet to observe at church; they seemed very absorbed with each other. Then I found out why. They were newlyweds. They didn't look like newlyweds; they had two little girls, ages nine and seven. But they'd only been...
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Friday, November 20, 2009
Funky Chickens
I have a little Texan friend named Penny. Nothing amuses me more than to hear her tell a tale, or to listen to her rant when she gets all riled up about something...it's just plain funny. I've known Penny for a while...we'd been neighbors in the town I live in now, when we first moved there, eleven...
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Thursday, November 19, 2009
Dee
I was first introduced to the idea of an alter ego by my cousin, Hildy. (It is true that I also have a sister named Hildy...this is another story, about there being two Hildy's...one of sibling rivalry between the aunts, trickery, and basically, whoever popped out a daughter the fastest got to use...
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Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Oopsy-Daisy
We have a rodent living in our house. Her name is Daisy. I inherited her when I picked up the Husband. She is a gray striped ferret; she lives on the floor of our master bathroom. She has a litter box, and a bed there. I should have known this would happen. When I was dating Husband, I would often...
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Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Just Say MiMi
I'm a MiMi. It's probably not what you think.... When I married Husband, he had two older children, both grown and married. His oldest daughter, Racquel, has two kids. So we share his grandkids. I'm a Bonus Grandma. (I know, you say, I'm way too young....and this is true...I am quite youthful...!)...
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Monday, November 16, 2009
Double Trouble
I can never tell twins apart. For crying out loud, I can hardly tell my own kids apart, let alone those that look exactly alike. I always thought it would be kind of nifty to have twins...not to bear twins, mind you...just to have them. Because one at a time is bad enough, I assure you. As Bill...
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Saturday, November 14, 2009
Sunday Drivers
"You wouldn't believe where I took my car, Mom..." Not the words I exactly wanted to hear once the sun went down. The boys went on a camping trip, and had driven up to a cave last night. TJ laughed again and began to describe the condition (and grade/tilt) of the dirt road that led to their chosen...
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Friday, November 13, 2009
A Little Red Nail Polish Will Take That Right Out
Mother is the ultimate Passive Aggressive. She will deny this (and then admit it when you're not around, of course). But it is the truth. And she's really rather proud of her sneakiness. Every now and then she'll make a slip and let that show. When I was seventeen, I couldn't wait to move out of the...
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Thursday, November 12, 2009
A Matter of Expression
It has to be said. I have no eyebrows. I'm not trying to be unkind to myself, or sound ungrateful for some of the good features that I DO have. My nose is okay. I like my ears; they're small. But eyebrows are those things that most people never really have to think about, unless they're growing wild...
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Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Creative Mothering
Anyone I've ever raised will tell you that I'm not the best mom. You've heard of the Mother of the Year Award? Yeah, well... I would not win it. More likely that my offspring would nominate me for "Least Likely To Be Mistaken For a Mother Award"...or some such (dis)honor. We openly joke that we have...
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