The Absent-Minded Confessor

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Monday, March 15, 2004

How NOT to Do Laundry-- Downy Ball: Take One...

Downy Ball: Take One Four girls, three guys, a run-down condo, more clothes than we could wear in a month and some dead roaches…all the mixings for the start of our Myrtle Beach Spring Break excursion. Our week away would render us many things: relaxed, playful, annoyed, drunk, sunburned, amused….... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 8, 2004

When I'm with You, I Act STUPID!!!

Does anyone else do this?? I have been with my sweetheart for what seems like forever now... about 2 years and some odd months or something... Anyway, I am clearly not Nervous around him anymore or anything like that.... Yet... I seem to have a problem with saying completely idiotic things!!! Like I... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, February 11, 2004

Almost Killed A Sick Man's Plant

OK OK, I admit it, I did not really know what I was doing. And I forgot it was my responsibility.... So when the big leafy plant near the window behind my cube started to droop, I felt an instant wave of guilt... (It was Brian's plant and he was in the hospital for surgery for an aneurysm - however... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, February 9, 2004

Who Let the Virus In??? MYDOOM came to town...

I am really not as dumb as I make myself sound in this blog... I SWEAR!!! - Read my other blogs and you will see, I just "have my moments..." Well today was a Nine hour moment... At work I was innocently checking my email, as always, and I got one that said "Hi" in the subject and the address was... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, February 1, 2004

Wet T-Shirt Contest for One

Definitely a party-holic in my years at college, I couldn't believe our sheer luck at getting a house for 6 roommates during my junior year. This house was a great size and had a nearly soundproof basement... perfect for having parties with music without alerting campus security, resident directors... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, January 29, 2004

Shopping for Dummies

OK, so here is a prime example of my forgetfulness... I buy my brother (a teenager) a hat for Christmas - because I allowed the middle-aged sales guy to talk me into it --- a $30.00 hat!! --even though I knew my brother didn't really ever wear hats. People change, I thought. Maybe he just doesn't... Sign in to see full entry.

Brunette by Birth, Blonde by Nature

It's true. Sometimes I just can't help myself. And almost everytime, someone catches me in the act... and my cluelessness lives on for the duration of my friends' attention spans--which can be quite eternal if nothing else exciting or hilarious comes to take its place. I won't be posting these in... Sign in to see full entry.

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