<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rdf:RDF xmlns="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#"><channel rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/BlogRss.aspx/DancesWithWords1769"><title>The Absent-Minded Confessor - Blogit</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/DancesWithWords1769/</link><description>Soon to be a collection of mindless-moments performed by yours truly, the girl born with the wrong hair color....</description><sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod><sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency><sy:updateBase>2000-01-01T12:00+00:00</sy:updateBase><items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/DancesWithWords1769/105879" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/DancesWithWords1769/102815" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/DancesWithWords1769/90991" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/DancesWithWords1769/90474" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/DancesWithWords1769/87363" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/DancesWithWords1769/85956" /><rdf:li resource="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/DancesWithWords1769/85954" /></rdf:Seq></items></channel><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/DancesWithWords1769/105879"><title>How NOT to Do Laundry-- Downy Ball: Take One...</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/DancesWithWords1769/105879</link><description>Downy Ball: Take One Four girls, three guys, a run-down condo, more clothes than we could wear in a month and some dead roaches…all the mixings for the start of our Myrtle Beach Spring Break excursion. Our week away would render us many things: relaxed, playful, annoyed, drunk, sunburned,...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/DancesWithWords1769/102815"><title>When I'm with You, I Act STUPID!!!</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/DancesWithWords1769/102815</link><description>Does anyone else do this?? I have been with my sweetheart for what seems like forever now... about 2 years and some odd months or something... Anyway, I am clearly not Nervous around him anymore or anything like that.... Yet... I seem to have a problem with saying completely idiotic things!!! Like...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/DancesWithWords1769/90991"><title>Almost Killed A Sick Man's Plant</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/DancesWithWords1769/90991</link><description>OK OK, I admit it, I did not really know what I was doing. And I forgot it was my responsibility.... So when the big leafy plant near the window behind my cube started to droop, I felt an instant wave of guilt... (It was Brian's plant and he was in the hospital for surgery for an aneurysm -...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/DancesWithWords1769/90474"><title>Who Let the Virus In??? MYDOOM came to town...</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/DancesWithWords1769/90474</link><description>I am really not as dumb as I make myself sound in this blog... I SWEAR!!! - Read my other blogs and you will see, I just "have my moments..." Well today was a Nine hour moment... At work I was innocently checking my email, as always, and I got one that said "Hi" in the subject and the address was...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/DancesWithWords1769/87363"><title>Wet T-Shirt Contest for One</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/DancesWithWords1769/87363</link><description>Definitely a party-holic in my years at college, I couldn't believe our sheer luck at getting a house for 6 roommates during my junior year. This house was a great size and had a nearly soundproof basement... perfect for having parties with music without alerting campus security, resident...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/DancesWithWords1769/85956"><title>Shopping for Dummies</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/DancesWithWords1769/85956</link><description>OK, so here is a prime example of my forgetfulness... I buy my brother (a teenager) a hat for Christmas - because I allowed the middle-aged sales guy to talk me into it --- a $30.00 hat!! --even though I knew my brother didn't really ever wear hats. People change, I thought. Maybe he just doesn't...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/DancesWithWords1769/85954"><title>Brunette by Birth, Blonde by Nature </title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/DancesWithWords1769/85954</link><description>It's true. Sometimes I just can't help myself. And almost everytime, someone catches me in the act... and my cluelessness lives on for the duration of my friends' attention spans--which can be quite eternal if nothing else exciting or hilarious comes to take its place. I won't be posting these in...</description></item></rdf:RDF>