Belly Busters & Giggles Galore!

With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me. I’m not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price. I tell you, I’m not a sexy guy. I was the centerfold for Playgirl magazine. The staples... Sign in to see full entry.

One day I snuck into my dog’s room when he was outside chewing on a bone. I found his diary hidden under his doggy pillow. I tried to resist being nosy, but I just couldn’t. I had to see what he wrote. That got me curious, so that night, when my cat was fast asleep on the edge of the couch, I snuck... Sign in to see full entry.

........................................................................................................................... Funny Universal Truths Here are some funny universal truths: Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones. At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.... Sign in to see full entry.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d sure shootin’ put U and me together. I may not have as many teeth as Fred Flinstone, but wanna watch me make my bedrock? Your eyes are the same color as my 1972 Ford pick up. I mean without the mud. Or the nude girl on the mud flaps. Howdy. You’re not the kinda... Sign in to see full entry.

Things you’d love to say out loud at work 1. I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of sh*t 2. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet its hard to pronounce 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public 5.... Sign in to see full entry.