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Thursday, April 24, 2008

All I Can Think To Say Is..."WTF"!?

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Saturday, April 19, 2008

Would You dare...Wear these shoes to work?

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Friday, April 18, 2008

"Speaking Southern"...For Dummies.

Southern (Southspeak) to English dictionary: * HEIDI (noun) — Greeting. * HIRE YEW (noun with verb) — Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting. Usage “Heidi, hire yew?” * BARD (verb) — Past tense of the infinitive “to borrow.” Usage “My brother bard my pickup truck.” * JAWJUH (noun) — The state... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, April 17, 2008

Tiger Woods (When He's Not All Dressed Up!)

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Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Okay BLOGIT! ... The Complaint Department Is Now Open!

This is funny! Please visit! CR Shelley Wants To Know! Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, April 14, 2008

Why We Won World War 2!

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Sunday, April 13, 2008

In Honor Of The MASTER'S Tournament...Here's David Letterman's Top 10!

David Letterman’s Top Ten Caddy Comments: Ten funny comments by Golf Caddies. #10 -Golfer: "Think I’m going to drown myself in the lake." Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?" #9 -Golfer: "I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven, you’ve already... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, April 12, 2008

Really Funny "One-Liners"!

................................................................................................................................................ Marriages don’t last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? In Hollywood... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, April 11, 2008

Things You Need To Know If You're Visiting Or Moving To TEXAS!

If you're visiting or moving to Texas, there are a few rules you need to know.... Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later how to use it. Just because you can drive on snow and ice does not mean we can. Just stay home the two days of the year it snows. When your waitress calls... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, April 10, 2008

The Funniest One-Liners Ever Spoken (In Honor Of Rodney Dangerfield)

With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me. I’m not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price. I tell you, I’m not a sexy guy. I was the centerfold for Playgirl magazine. The staples... Sign in to see full entry.

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