JOURNEYS THROUGH OBLIVION

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Sunday, January 28, 2007

a scruffy drunk and rubber...

An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a scruffy-looking drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand. He leaned closer while the drunk held the tiny object up to the light, slurring, "Well, it looks plastic." Then he rolled it between his fingers, adding,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, January 26, 2007

darn that idiot!!!!

Judi, did you ever try marriage counseling," Monika asked. "No," Judi snarled. "That stupid dickhead, shit-for-brains, moronic ex-husband of mind would have just told the counselor I was 'insensitive.'" ~courtesy of Ray Owens~ Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, January 23, 2007

fornication & champagne...

At a family get together, a young boy of about 8 years of age asks his father, "What does 'fornication' mean?" The dad is freaked out by the question and demands to know, "Where did you hear a word like that?" "From Uncle Charlie," responds the son. Dad charges off to confront his brother. Charlie... Sign in to see full entry.

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try to unscramble this one!

hint: don't be one! hebkoldca Sign in to see full entry.

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Whose line was that?

Name the movie this line came from...clicks for all who get it right.... "Rose are Red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so I am I." Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, January 22, 2007

GOT A FISH UP YOUR PASSAGE?!

Amanpreet and Judi had been married for ten years and decided to try to have kids. They'd not been using birth control since they married so they thought there might be a problem conceiving. Judi was a little hard of hearing and had been since she was a child. The gynecologist wasn't award of that... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, January 21, 2007

to the bloggers who thought i was gone forever...

I'm back... FOR WHAT I HOPE TO BE A MORE INSPIRING YEAR.... HAPPY NEW YEAR AND BEST OF LUCK TO ALL OF YOU IN YOUR ENDEAVORS IN 2007... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, October 20, 2006

BUFFALO STORM & the techno-amish life...

...for like the past week! Holy ****! I finally just got power yesterday after a whole week without it...This living on a generator deal got old after a few days...Getting ready for work by candlelight, not my ideal situation....oh well, the opposite sex at work still found me attractive, so can't... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, October 11, 2006

i want cherry chocolate chip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW.

Sign outside a Dairy Queen: "Scream until daddy stops the car." ~courtesy of Ray Owens~ Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, October 3, 2006

PLEASE DON'T FORGET ME, BLOGGERS...

............................................................DID I ALARM YOU? DID YOU THINK I WAS LEAVING....??????? NO, I'VE BEEN ON A BRIEF HIATUS....TRYING TO GET INSPIRED HERE...LIFE SURE HAS BEEN BUSY LATELY.....STAY TUNED!!!! Sign in to see full entry.

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