JOURNEYS THROUGH OBLIVION

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Tuesday, August 29, 2006

IF YOU CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT, GET OUT....

The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it. If you can't ignore it, top it. If you can't top it, laugh at it. If you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved. ~courtesy of Ray Owens~ Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, August 26, 2006

NICE HERD!!!!!! lol...

Not far from me we have a friend who raises Brahma Bulls. I asked how he got them to breed so well, since he has a nice herd. He said that he gave the bulls potency pills and I asked what the pills were made of. He said "Damned if I know, but they taste a little like a saltine." ~courtesy of Ray... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, August 14, 2006

look out for that bubba!

Bubba and Clem find three hand grenades and decide to take them to the police station. "What if one of them explodes before we get there?" asks Clem. "Don't worry about it," says Bubba. "We'll just lie and tell them we only found two." ~courtesy of Ray Owens~ Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, August 12, 2006

HOLE-Y WHAT?!

A woman dies and goes to heaven. As St. Peter is processing her, she hears a woman screaming in pain. She looks in the room and sees them drilling holes in the woman's shoulders to fasten the wings. Then she hears a man screaming and sees them drilling holes in his head to fasten the halo. "I do not... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, August 10, 2006

check this out bloggers!!!!

click on kushie content to the right of your screens...i've been published again on www.associatedcontent.com. Thank you for all of your support! Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, August 6, 2006

EEWWWW...gross..

Two necrophiles work in a morgue, and one of them tells the other one: "You should have seen this woman they brought in last week. They pulled her out of the water after she'd been there for three weeks. Man, I'm tellin' you, she had a clitoris just like a pickle." "What," the other asks, "green?"... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, August 4, 2006

a touching story...

As the doctor walked into the small hospital room of Diana Blessing. She was still groggy from surgery. Her husband, David, held her hand as they braced themselves for the latest news. That afternoon of March 10, 1991, complications had forced Diana, only 24-weeks pregnant, to undergo an emergency... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, August 3, 2006

ODE TO BUCKY

GATHER ROUND PEOPLE I'LL TELL YOU A TALE ABOUT A YOUNG FELLA THAT BROKE OUT OF JAIL WE'RE NOT SURE IF HE'S CLEVER OR IF HE'S JUST LUCKY THIS OUTLAW RALPH PHILLIPS WE ALL KNOW AS BUCKY ITS BEEN SEVERAL WEEKS NOW WITH NO END IN SIGHT AND THE NYS TROOPERS ARE WORKING ALL NIGHT THEY CLAIM THAT THEY'RE... Sign in to see full entry.

a laugh for my fellow bloggers...

The IRS decides to audit Ralph, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor is not surprised when Ralph shows up with his attorney. The auditor says, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, July 31, 2006

Is this life not enough?

WHY NOT have a 2nd one!? Visit www.secondlife.com. A basic membership is free. If you wish to upgrade, it will cost you. SecondLife offers you the opportunity to create all kinds of different looks for yourself, create a new name, buy virtual properties, participate in many entertaining activities... Sign in to see full entry.

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