What the hell are you voting for?
In my third grade mock election, I voted for John Kennedy because he was nicer-looking than Richard Nixon. In choosing that guy with the Robert Redford's Little Brother looks for his running mate, George Bush the Dad stated flat out that he figured this pretty fellow would engage the American woman's vote, as a reason for the choice. That would have made sense, and would have gone right by me when I was 8. Oddly enough, it seems to have gotten by a lot of others who were also no longer 8.... Sign in to see full entry.