BrittWit's Fits

I was googling christmas gifts when I found these it wasn't exactly something I would gift wrap. Why is a christmas tree better than a man A Christmas tree is always erect. Even small ones give satisfaction. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights. A Christmas tree always looks good - even... Sign in to see full entry.

It's been a while since I swam in the blogit talent pool, I hope you are still alive and kicking After writing a novel I thought deserved well earned break. I look forward to catching up. Brittwitt Sign in to see full entry.

Whoever opened their mouth when all this crap out should tape over it with immodium. Funny One-Liners 100,000 sperm and you were the fastest? 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited... Sign in to see full entry.

After watching my sister go from range of emotions not dissimilar to the five stages of grief, in replacing the batteries in our sky remote. With help of sharp instruments, and the same upset and constipated expression on her face. The back of the remote still intact gloating at my sister's... Sign in to see full entry.

“Fashion is not something that exists in dresses only. Fashion is in the sky, in the street, fashion has to do with ideas, the way we live, what is happening.” Coco Chanel The quote below got me thinking, how quickly the trends change, not just in fashion but in life. I think our lives are... Sign in to see full entry.

I am fed up of living in an age obsessed society, your age should be an irrelevant number not define who your are. I am 22 and constantly mistaken for a pubescent, I know I shouldn't be complaining, I suppose most of your give your right arm to return to your youth. Does it really matter if I look... Sign in to see full entry.

I was bored and I started googling random crap, as you do. I came across a site listing most ridiculous cross examinations. some of these are from insightful witnesses. 1. "Now, doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?" 2. "The... Sign in to see full entry.

Dorothy Parker That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say "No" in any of them. Robert Lowell “If youth is a defect, it is one we outgrow too soon.” Maya Angelou “I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made... Sign in to see full entry.

A French philosopher once said: “I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it” This quote made me think about how our freedom of the speech is taking for granted. People used this write to smear and defame others. Does anyone remember the Danish Cartoonist who... Sign in to see full entry.

This is quite a breakthrough for my business which has been dead till now. Im literally lost for words I guess theres a first time for everything Brittwit(business owner) Sign in to see full entry.