__ Sharing Some Laughs __

Monday, May 18, 2009

It’s time once again to review the winners of the Annual “Stella Awards.” The Stella Awards are named after 81 year-old Stella Liebeck of New Mexico who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonald’s. That case inspired the Stella awards for the most frivolous, ridiculous, successful... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, May 15, 2009

Church Bulletin Bloopers Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa. "Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, May 13, 2009

ANY LAST WORDS? A lawyer was trying to console a weeping widow. Her husband had passed away without a will. "Did the deceased have any last words?" asked the lawyer. "You mean right before he died?" sobbed the window. "Yes," replied the lawyer, "they might be helpful if it's not too painful for you... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, May 11, 2009

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Saturday, May 9, 2009

A MOM'S PRAYER Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my sanity to keep; For if some peace I do not find, I'm pretty sure I'll lose my mind. May I lie back — not have to think About what they're stuffing down the sink, Or who they're with, or where they're at And what they're doing to the cat. I pray... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, May 8, 2009

The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is for recorders to operate at all times in courts of law. * Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?" * Witness: "I only have one, you know." * Lawyer: "Now, Mrs.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Have a Good Evening! Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, May 1, 2009

Blondes Interview to Be Cop's The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, "So y'all want to be cops, huh?" The blondes all nodded. The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a folder. Sitting back down, he opened it and pulled out a picture, and said,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, April 28, 2009

These excuses were on accident claim forms of a major insurance company. Customers were asked for a brief statement describing their particular accident. 1. The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention. 2. I thought my window was down but found it was up when I put my... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, April 27, 2009

EXERCISE FOR PEOPLE OVER 50 Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax. Each day you'll... Sign in to see full entry.

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