GRANDMA'S WORLD

Sunday, July 27, 2003

GRANDMA'S DATING TIPS: First tip, don't. Second tip, if you must date, be

very selective. He might become a husband or the father of your children and you'll have to keep talking to him. Third tip, one night stands are just that. If you think that they will become something else, you are foolish. Fourth tip, if you are attracted to the bird with the broken wing, the unsociable fellow/gal who just needs you to teach him/her ( you get it, both sexes here) some socialization skills, the wild fellow who has yet to be captured ( like some grandma's I know), go get... Sign in to see full entry.

GRANDMA'S TIPS ON MARRYING: First, the don'ts, Don't marry Bob Jones,

you won't enjoy it either. Second, don't marry the son of a big man in a small central american banana republic. He might become president one day and then everyone will know what an idiot you were. Third, don't marry a musician. They are never home, you can't fight the groupies and they have to share $15 with seven other fellows each night that they play. Fourth, don't marry someone who doesn't like their mother. They won't like you either and will compare your innocent remarks to her heavy... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, July 20, 2003

Family members from Japan, Iran, VietNam, Mexico, Brasil, Honduras, Guine'

Bissau, Togo, France, England, Scotland, Ireland, Iraq, Bosnia and Israel gather around the Thanksgiving table each year. Not everyone always makes it, but someone long missing usually appears to make the gathering more thankful to be in a huge family. I've heard of strife-filled Thanksgiving Day dinners and can't imagine a better opportunity for this than our gatherings, but we live in wacky harmony. Sure, some of us are so foreign ( and I include myself here) to whatever the American Standard... Sign in to see full entry.

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