The lightning hit the tree, which broke the fence which squished the car back which got me going on a bad luck streak unparalleled in the past two years. So, I chopped off my hair, it now stands only one inch off of my old grey head, if that. So easy to take care of now. I broke out the old crock pot to eat better and cheaper again. I am declaring all out war on the Pakistani and Saudi cucarachas in my kitchen. I am grooming the garden daily like an obssessed old military man. I am charting my... Sign in to see full entry.