Grandma spits at her television again. Wiping the screen off calms her down
somewhat. Ripping apart the newspaper really feels good. Elderly Rant The Morning News: An old woman awakes, puts her teeth in ( foreign dentists ruined her real ones in her youth), changes her diapers ( the pregnancies, the many pregnancies) and turns on the t.v. while filling the coffee machine and preparing her breakfast of bacon and eggs and toast and fruit slices. She eats politically incorrectly, loving the lost art of frying bacon and then putting those free ranging chicken eggs into the... Sign in to see full entry.