GRANDMA'S WORLD: GRANDMA'S BEAUTY TIPS: First, never let your teeth get more than four feet

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Thursday, May 6, 2004

GRANDMA'S BEAUTY TIPS: First, never let your teeth get more than four feet

away from you at any time. There could be a fire, a break in, an unexpected visitor or some old flame knocking at that door. Second,if unwilling to perform those tricep and bicep exercises, wear 3/4 length or long sleeves. Third, when young and hot, flaunt it. It will soon go and then you must NOT flaunt it, as it is gone forever, and public foolishness is hard to live down. Fourth, do something wild and unpredictable with your hair. And, wear huge earrings of some spectacular design. It draws... Sign in to see full entry.

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