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ME? Who I am? Geez. . .
Ok, here it is. In order to avoid the A.A. or some other derivative of that nature, I will not be beginning with my name, where I am from, who this person "ME" is, or what I like.
. . . Wait, I suppose you are thinking to yourself. What the HELL?! Who the HELL does this bastard think "HE" IS! Well, just wait before you get yourself a bad case of leaking bats out of your RUMP.
So here. I have 2 cats. Two cats he says? Yes. 2, you hear it roll off your tounge as if it were some kind of "matter-of-factly-thank-you-kindly-sir" diplomatic handshake. T-W-O. Ahhhh, yes. My two cats however retarded and somewhat confused that they are seem to be pretty darn smart. Though they play the role of the dumb rhino. "Whaaa! Wha. Hmmm. Whatever!" as my cats tend to think to themselves with some synchronicity that would astonish even the hardest skeptic.
As I continue. . . I live with my lovely girlfriend who happens to be one of the best darned writters that I personaly know. However impatient she may be at times I love her to death.
And the part you so waited to read. Clinging to every single word just to find out. . .
My name is . . . Brian, I am an artist. I've been going to art school for quite some time. Longer than I should have for 1 degree. But that's all fine now. I specialize in Graphic Arts, however, I do most of what one would call "classical" arts. I paint, sculpt from time to time ,though nothing noteworthy. And I draw create prints and photographs, and recently have learned to throw clay on the potter's wheel. Those around me find my work exciting. Most of the time I on the other hand find my pieces very disconcerting. It is a rarity for me to actually be a peace these days.
Hopefully with a little money, time, patience, and effort I will be able to remedy that. Probably with some anti-depressants. . .
On with it though.
- Location:
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United States
- Dream occupation:
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Make plenty of moolah
- Favorite books:
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non-fiction/art/math/science. And occasionally occult.
- Favorite magazines:
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computers and other artifacts of geekiness. Tech toys .
- Favorite music:
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darkwave, metal, grunge,
- Favorite teams:
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NONE. I find sports utterly foolish and uncool. Especially when Sports seems to be the only thing people want these days!
- Favorite quote:
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"Stop messing with the power amplifier, GIR! Your sending deadly brainwaves of stupidness!" -Invader ZIM
- Gender:
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M