About bitterlynotbitter

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Let's start general. My name is Tim with an undisclosed last name. I am a writer/comedian from the Central Illinois area just trying to make ends meet. I have two blogs posted one editorial and the other fiction writing. Please keep reading, because I know if you don't like one, there'll be one that you'd shout down from rooftops.


Location:
United States
Primary occupation:
Server
Dream occupation:
Comedian/Writer
Hometown:
Pekin
Schools attended:
Shouldn't this be schools I was enrolled in.
I like:
finding flaws with reality.
Favorite writers:
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Tom Clancy, Mike Gayle, Stephen King
Favorite books:
Mr. Commitment, Sherlock Holmes
Favorite magazines:
Playboy, Maxim, The LimeLight
Favorite music:
anything but rap and most country
Favorite movies:
Too many to list
Favorite TV shows:
Same
Favorite teams:
Cubs, Jets, Bears
Favorite quote:
Life is like a cartoon, til you fall off a cliff. -Tim Bearden
Gender:
Male
Religion:
Undisclosed