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I like to write. Who would have thunk it?
- Location:
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United States
- Primary occupation:
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Pimp
- Dream occupation:
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Professional Butterfly Collector
- Hometown:
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Some dark and dingy place at the end of a sewer
- Schools attended:
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Never been
- I like:
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Things I am not allowed to mention here.
- Favorite writers:
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Me
- Favorite books:
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Mine
- Favorite newspapers:
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None
- Favorite magazines:
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I don't really know how to read so I don't have any
- Favorite music:
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Bongos
- Favorite movies:
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Hollywood is full of idiots who don't know their head from their asses so I...uh...don't watch movies
- Favorite TV shows:
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It's nothing but a box of lies so I don't watch that either
- Favorite teams:
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This is getting old
- Favorite quote:
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Opinions are like assholes...everyone has one and they all stink
- Gender:
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Guess
- Religion:
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Buddist