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I am a lover, a clown prince, a juvenile mind, a free speech martyr, (yeah I've had my mike cut by censors, I shouted anyway);a gender-transgressive, live in the hallowed shell of low-income housing project with beautiful tall girl, too beautiful to live here. I cohost an open mic, work day labor jobs, chase tranny-women, eat all you can eat Sushi, publish in underground magazines, live for art, help old people, hope to live in a van again someday and get off the grid. Recently traveled to Mexico, had sex in a hammock with a girl with an overbite. She paid most of the way, no doubt! I've been told I'm a retard, a dupe, an idiot, but have had every job imaginable. Even some pretty good ones. My mom lives in the country with a 300 pound pig, my dad lives in the suburbs. My mom paints everything in her yard red. My dad is 75 and goes to more parties than I do. My sister has been on welfare since practically birth. Me, I'm lookin to sell out, big, but I got nothing to sell. Though all the expensive furniture my lady brought into my apartment while I was sleeping on boards is starting to look pretty tempting. Enough? Good!
- Location:
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United States
- Primary occupation:
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Grunt
- Dream occupation:
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writer
- Hometown:
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San Jose, CA
- I like:
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girls, trampolines, and girls on trampolines
- Favorite writers:
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Bukowski, Brautigan, Kaufman, Winans, S.A. Griffin, Joe Pachinko
- Favorite books:
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Welcome to the Monkey House, You Get So Alone Sometimes...
- Favorite newspapers:
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none
- Favorite magazines:
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none
- Favorite music:
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punk rock
- Favorite movies:
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Gattica
- Favorite TV shows:
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the ones that arent on
- Favorite teams:
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none
- Favorite quote:
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beware the rising tide of fascism
- Gender:
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male
- Religion:
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nope