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Hi;

My name is Justin Orlando and if this bio is hot garbage it's because  it's 4 in the morning (sweet - sweet caffeine can only last so long before the Doctor orders you to stop after your Seventh Heart attack) and mkjhioy typpojing getsstst badf with nbo sleep. I write, draw, play imaginary bongos, and enjoy long walks on the beach ( ladies * chauvinst wink ). Some of my favorite artists are Pablo Neruda, Glen Danzig, Yeats, Myself, and who ever I owe money to at the time. I write with varying levels of seriousness (much like a crack addled bi-polar person) and horrible humour (there is a reason I don't do stand up). I hope you enjoy or ironically hate my work.

There I wrote a f@#%*! bio, please love and accept me like you do cat memes,

- Justin

 

p.s

Send hate mail to this email; I can't go to sleep if I don't cry myself to completion:

jorlandoblogit@gmail.com


Location: United States
Primary occupation: Transporter UVA
Dream occupation: Artist
Hometown: Palmyra
Schools attended: Palmyra
I like: 4343253398
Favorite writers: Pablo Neruda, Stephen King, Albert Camus
Favorite books: Fully Empowered, Siddhartha, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Favorite newspapers: Which ever one has the most funny pages.
Favorite music: Grunge, Thrash, Blues, Rock n Roll
Favorite movies: Tropic Thunder, Tenacious D, The Elephant Man, 9 Dead Gay Guys
Gender: Male
Religion: Agnostic/ Absurdist
Political affiliations: Non-Partisan

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