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Hi;
My name is Justin Orlando and if this bio is hot garbage it's because it's 4 in the morning (sweet - sweet caffeine can only last so long before the Doctor orders you to stop after your Seventh Heart attack) and mkjhioy typpojing getsstst badf with nbo sleep. I write, draw, play imaginary bongos, and enjoy long walks on the beach ( ladies * chauvinst wink ). Some of my favorite artists are Pablo Neruda, Glen Danzig, Yeats, Myself, and who ever I owe money to at the time. I write with varying levels of seriousness (much like a crack addled bi-polar person) and horrible humour (there is a reason I don't do stand up). I hope you enjoy or ironically hate my work.
There I wrote a f@#%*! bio, please love and accept me like you do cat memes,
- Justin
p.s
Send hate mail to this email; I can't go to sleep if I don't cry myself to completion:
jorlandoblogit@gmail.com
- Location:
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United States
- Primary occupation:
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Transporter UVA
- Dream occupation:
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Artist
- Hometown:
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Palmyra
- Schools attended:
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Palmyra
- I like:
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- Favorite writers:
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Pablo Neruda, Stephen King, Albert Camus
- Favorite books:
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Fully Empowered, Siddhartha, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
- Favorite newspapers:
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Which ever one has the most funny pages.
- Favorite music:
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Grunge, Thrash, Blues, Rock n Roll
- Favorite movies:
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Tropic Thunder, Tenacious D, The Elephant Man, 9 Dead Gay Guys
- Gender:
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Male
- Religion:
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Agnostic/ Absurdist