About Colne

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Ok, where to start. Hmmm, I write because, well I don't know really, guess I enjoy it and its a way of letting all those little voices in my head have their say. Well not the duck obviously cos that would be silly. When has a duck ever had anything good to...,

Yes, well, that aside, I live in typical small town Britain up in the North West. It rains, a lot, so another good reason to be inside at a keyboard rather than being outside getting rusty.Yep think that probably covers it.


Location:
United Kingdom
Primary occupation:
Engineer
Dream occupation:
Racing Driver, Fatchance, so a writer will do
Hometown:
Colne
I like:
Too many things to mention
Favorite writers:
Terry Pratchett, Malcolm Pryce, Robert Rankin, R.L. Stevenson, Anne Bronte
Favorite books:
Guards Guards, Mist Over Pendle,
Favorite magazines:
Empire, FHM
Favorite music:
Easier to say I just don't like Jazz, like pretty much everything else, especially if its done live.
Favorite movies:
Where Eagles Dare, Jurassic Park, Zulu, Carry On Screaming and many many more
Favorite TV shows:
Blackadder, Red Dwarf, Scrapheap Challenge, Futurama, Family Guy
Favorite teams:
Brentford FC, Keighley Cougars and England at whatever
Favorite quote:
Infamy, Infamy, they've all got it in for me
Gender:
Male
Religion:
Detest them all