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Let's see...first off I have an extreme sense of humor. I'm also a devout Christian (Which keeps my humor from being too obscene. Trust me, it could be a lot worse). I spent most of my childhood overseas. I speak Turkish quite well and some Arabic. I spent four years in the US Air Force, and four months working as a security guard in Louisiana during the Katrina aftermath. I'm living in St. Paul now, but eventually I will probably move back overseas. I'd love to develop as an author - either in humor or sci-fi/fantasy. My Mom saw the original Star Wars in theaters while she was pregnant with me, so I caught the sci-fi bug early. Oh, and I'm also good friends with Captain_Gulliver.
- Location:
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United States
- Primary occupation:
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varies
- Dream occupation:
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author
- Hometown:
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all over
- Schools attended:
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North Central University (Minneapolis), Black Forest Academy (Germany)
- I like:
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all kinds of humor, sci-fi/fantasy, football, warhammer tabletop games
- Favorite writers:
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Dave Barry, Tolkien, CS Lewis, Patrick McManus, Farley Mowatt, PJ O'Rourke
- Favorite books:
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The Silmarillion; The Walking Drum; The Dog Who Wouldn't Be; They Shoot Canoes, Don't They?
- Favorite newspapers:
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meh
- Favorite magazines:
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Newsweek, PC Gamer, White Dwarf
- Favorite music:
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U2, Coldplay, Counting Crows, Andrae Crouch
- Favorite movies:
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Braveheart, The Matrix, X-Men series, Last of the Mohicans, The Naked Gun
- Favorite TV shows:
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The Simpsons, 24, Fawlty Towers, The Dick Van Dyke Show
- Favorite teams:
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I love the NFL, period.
- Favorite quote:
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"Non-violence never solved anything" (Mr. Burns, The Simpsons)
- Gender:
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Male.
- Religion:
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Christian