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being so tired I ignored the clatter so, I missed the fun and a glimpse of dear Santa.
posted by
Kabu
on December 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
posted by
BearcatMike
on December 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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And I Heard Mama shout ' I'll see what's the matter
Oh! she said there's a bell it frightened poor old Rover.
It must have fallen from Santa's sleigh as it passed over.
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posted by
C_C_T
on December 24, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Re: Re: Glad to have helped
posted by
Sherri_G
on December 24, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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Re: Sherri G
Thank you! This was just what the Dr. ordered.
posted by
Pat_B
on December 24, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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Good morning, and Merry Christmas Eve.
Twas the night before Christmas, to Santa’s dismay,
Because the North Pole was in a bad way,
The elves were on strike and not making toys,
And the reindeer were out getting drunk with the boys.
Santa sat in his sleigh and pondered his plight,
When what came his way was an angel in flight,
The angel fluttered down upon Santa’s knee,
And said, “Hey fatso, where ya want this tree?”
Santa just smiled and said with great class,
“Ho, you dumb little angel, you picked the wrong time to ask.”
So now all the families celebrate with glee,
As an angel sits atop their tree!
posted by
Sherri_G
on December 24, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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Pat_b.....
I can't seem to do it on demand. Perhaps AI could help. LOL
posted by
TAPS.
on December 24, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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