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I liked reading the answers. Thank you.

posted by Sea_Gypsy on October 30, 2024 at 11:19 PM | link to this | reply

Colder than my elbows out of the covers at 4 am.

Meaner than me with less than $100 in the bank.

Wiser than my cat that wants to go out when the temps are low and the blizzard is blowing.

Crooked as my path to the mailbox in a high wind.

Can't trust him as far as I can see with my eyes shut. 

Dumber than someone who read the directions. 

Not the sharpest needle in the haystack.

posted by Ciel on October 30, 2024 at 3:27 PM | link to this | reply

I am afraid one lady has beat us to it. I dare not try funnies.🌺

posted by C_C_T on October 30, 2024 at 11:36 AM | link to this | reply

Re: Re: Thank you, and you're welcome

Winking smile

posted by Sherri_G on October 30, 2024 at 10:15 AM | link to this | reply

Re: Sherri G

Good job!  Thanks for the squeaky wheel... 😃

posted by Pat_B on October 30, 2024 at 9:42 AM | link to this | reply

Colder than a witch's tit

Meaner than a junkyard dog

Wiser than Jesus

Crooked as the day is long

Can't trust him as far as I can throw him

Dumber than dumb 

Not the sharpest tool in the shed

My mommom used to say, ***The squeaky wheel gets the grease***

posted by Sherri_G on October 30, 2024 at 7:42 AM | link to this | reply