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They could be dubbed, "dangerous food." 
posted by
Sherri_G
on February 12, 2020 at 8:52 AM
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I did not know that could explode. I learned something new today.
posted by
FormerStudentIntern
on February 12, 2020 at 6:27 AM
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One needs an EOD badge to mess with one of those biscuit cans.
posted by
TAPS.
on February 11, 2020 at 6:09 PM
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The Trader Joe's canned biscuitsare a little different to open. Of course, it took me a long time to figure that out...
posted by
Sea_Gypsy
on February 11, 2020 at 2:47 PM
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Never seen any Thank the Lord.
posted by
C_C_T
on February 11, 2020 at 10:28 AM
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Re: Pure Horror
Corbin_Dallas...haven't you heard the horror story about canned biscuits?
A woman went to the supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda’s eyes were now open and she looked very strange.. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.
When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.
posted by
Sherri_G
on February 11, 2020 at 7:29 AM
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You afraid the Dough-Boy is gonna bite you?
posted by
Corbin_Dallas
on February 11, 2020 at 7:00 AM
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