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Exactly, Annicita! That was my point! Anything considered buffet-style usually indicates 'self-serve.' You know that's not gonna happen with those cats! I was going to say that maybe it would be a good idea for the cats to serve themselves. But, knowing how some kitties eat, that would probably be a bad idea . . . 

posted by JimmyA on January 7, 2015 at 6:05 AM | link to this | reply

actually cats are served every meal...when have you ever seen one go in the cupboard and pour themselves a bowl of cat food or go to the fridge and pour themsleves a bowl of milk?

posted by Annicita on January 6, 2015 at 1:59 PM | link to this | reply

Re: JimmyA

Thanks, Sir Wiley. Glad to keep everyone laughin' . . . 

posted by JimmyA on January 6, 2015 at 8:10 AM | link to this | reply

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He was indeed, FSI, although I have a feeling he probably didn't really say that! Makes for a cute joke though, doesn't it? 

posted by JimmyA on January 6, 2015 at 8:10 AM | link to this | reply

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See, Kabu? Even when they're a bit 'off-color,' you just can't help but to laugh! Once again, my mission was accomplished . . . 

posted by JimmyA on January 6, 2015 at 8:09 AM | link to this | reply

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They're somewhere about, Bill! I guess ya just gotta know where to look . . . 

posted by JimmyA on January 6, 2015 at 8:08 AM | link to this | reply

Re: Jimmy

For some reason, Naut, I just can't see those stones working any better than a handful of coins! But who am I to argue with the wondrous teachings of 'Ol Mo?' Remind me to never use the rest rooms of any Middle Eastern-themed restaurant . . . 

posted by JimmyA on January 6, 2015 at 8:07 AM | link to this | reply

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Well, C C T, I don't really know all that much about the Stock Market, but I know enough not to use anything else but the proper "paper" when visiting nature! I also know enough to come in out of the rain . . . 

posted by JimmyA on January 6, 2015 at 8:05 AM | link to this | reply

JimmyA
  • Not too long ago, my friends and I foolishly decided to play a spirited game of ‘rock, paper, scissors,’ using actual rocks, paper and scissors! Needless to say, it got bloody, and we haven’t spoken to each other since.roflmao Ya done 'er again ya nut case. LOL

posted by WileyJohn on January 5, 2015 at 7:24 PM | link to this | reply

LOL. That Confucius was one sick dude, indeed.

posted by FormerStudentIntern on January 5, 2015 at 5:20 PM | link to this | reply

Giggle giggle giggle....I do know that last joke is very bad taste but I am ROFLOL....

posted by Kabu on January 5, 2015 at 3:32 PM | link to this | reply

🌅Where have you gone blacksmith? However, I wouldn’t mind them singing a Burt Bacharach-Hal David dong like Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head Jimmy.  Where have you gone musician? BC-A, Bill’s R🍬🍬st

posted by BC-A on January 5, 2015 at 1:39 PM | link to this | reply

Jimmy

Good stuff, LOL! As afr as Zeke and Clem are concerned - well, that's the problem if you're poorly educated! If they had read the Hadith, they would have known to follow ol' Mo's example.

‘The Prophet said, “Bring me stones in order to clean my private parts, and do not bring any bones or animal dung.”’ (Bukhari)

posted by Nautikos on January 5, 2015 at 8:09 AM | link to this | reply

Didn't take much to lose a battle in those days. He must have been a noble fighter.Yes funny how songs glorify rain and most can't wait to hurry out of it. If you have any thoughts on this new year's stock market in USA.  You are looking at a shiny dollar or two. Those guys should have known a handful of leaves and a bottle of coke would work wonders.

  

posted by C_C_T on January 5, 2015 at 7:34 AM | link to this | reply