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Wax, huh? Suddenly they don't sound appetizing anymore. And I don't know if that dish water would help it or hurt it! Still curious though . . .

posted by JimmyA on March 12, 2014 at 1:05 PM | link to this | reply

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To top it all off, son knocked it into the dirty dish water.  Fortunately it is encased in wax as turnips sometimes are.

posted by TAPS. on March 12, 2014 at 12:00 PM | link to this | reply

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Wow, TAPS, very bold of you! Hey, it may just turn out to be one of the tastiest things you've ever eaten! Who knows? And I don't think I've ever eaten too many turnips in my life either, so I'm very curious as to the taste! Let us all know . . .  

posted by JimmyA on March 12, 2014 at 6:22 AM | link to this | reply

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I bought one today.  The check-out person couldn't find a tag on it so said, "What's this?"
"Rutabaga."
"What's that?"
"Cousin to a turnip."
"How do you know?"
"I googled it."
"What's it taste like?"
"I don't know.  I've never bought one before."
The sacker said, "How do you know you are going to like it?"
"I don't.  I'll try just about anything once."
If it's good, I'll share the recipe.

posted by TAPS. on March 11, 2014 at 10:33 PM | link to this | reply

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There ya go, TAPS! Hey, ya never know! They might actually be quite delicious . . .

posted by JimmyA on March 11, 2014 at 1:23 PM | link to this | reply

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Actually, TAPS, I enjoy saying it, or writing it, because it is a funny-sounding word! Hard to believe it's really a vegetable! And I don't think I've ever actually seen one! Not yet anyway . . .

posted by JimmyA on March 11, 2014 at 1:22 PM | link to this | reply

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Thanks, Utah. As long as they keep comin' to me, I'll keep writin' them down and passing them along . . .

posted by JimmyA on March 11, 2014 at 1:20 PM | link to this | reply

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I thought they did too, Naut, until I read that the sidewalk under that wall was extremely hot that day. Hot enough to . . . um . . . fry an egg! And apparently, all the King's men were actually required to carry on their person at all times the various ingredients found in a typical omelette. We're not sure why yet, but I'll check into it and get back to you . . .

posted by JimmyA on March 11, 2014 at 1:20 PM | link to this | reply

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I thought they did too, Naut, until I read that the sidewalk under that wall was extremely hot that day. Hot enough to . . . um . . . fry an egg! And apparently, all the King's men were actually required to carry on their person at all times the various ingredients found in a typical omelette. We're not sure why yet, but I'll check into it and get back to you . . .

posted by JimmyA on March 11, 2014 at 1:19 PM | link to this | reply

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Really, Jeff? I wouldn't think that a hospital would be on anybody's list of places to find a decent omelette! Are you sure they used eggs . . . ?

posted by JimmyA on March 11, 2014 at 1:16 PM | link to this | reply

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See, FSI? Many of those 'fairy tales' are actually incomplete! And you wouldn't believe what really happened to Little Red Riding Hood . . .

posted by JimmyA on March 11, 2014 at 1:14 PM | link to this | reply

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No problem, Sir Wiley. Glad you enjoyed this week's 'installment' . . .

posted by JimmyA on March 11, 2014 at 1:13 PM | link to this | reply

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Why, C C T, you ol' sweet talker you! Charm won't get you far when it comes to the topic of dung! And I do know of what you speak of concerning that critter who has coffee made from the digested berries found in his, er, excrement! And all I can say is . . . not on a bet!  And I've never bitten a girl, except, of course, in self-defense . . .

posted by JimmyA on March 11, 2014 at 1:12 PM | link to this | reply

Well, I googled rutabaga and the roasted ones don't look too bad.  Maybe I'll give it a try if I see some at the mart.

posted by TAPS. on March 10, 2014 at 10:23 PM | link to this | reply

I don't think I have ever cooked, or eaten a rutabaga.  I think perhaps that's just fine.  I don't even like saying it.

posted by TAPS. on March 10, 2014 at 10:17 PM | link to this | reply

Still my favorite post of the week.

posted by UtahJay on March 10, 2014 at 10:01 PM | link to this | reply

Jimmy

Okay, so Humpty Dumpty had this big fall - but he became an omelette? I mean, I never heard he'd fallen into a pan that was sitting on top a a stove, or at least a fire! And even if that had been the case - someone would have had to be there and stir! And what kind of lousy omelette would it have been anyway? No ham, no mushrooms, no sweet, slightly browned onion (which would have to have been done ahead of time!), no parsley, no salt, no pepper - I don't belive it! I think someone made this up...

posted by Nautikos on March 10, 2014 at 6:02 PM | link to this | reply

Hmmm

Now you're making me want an omlette.

Believe it or not some of the best omlettes I've had were in the psych ward of the hospital

posted by jollyjeff on March 10, 2014 at 5:19 PM | link to this | reply

LOL. So that is what happened to old Humpty Dumpty.

posted by FormerStudentIntern on March 10, 2014 at 4:49 PM | link to this | reply

JimmyA

Hmmmmmm. LOL (Thanks for your comment in my blog.)

posted by WileyJohn on March 10, 2014 at 11:56 AM | link to this | reply

(They must have been hungry) I love dung if it comes from a horse or an elephant. I could talk ding dong all day about dung. Not partial to cow dung unless it has dried and suitable for using as Frisbees. You know more about it than me but isn't there a drink called special coffee made out of some kind of ding dong from a kind of ferret type critter. If life hands you lemons you can be pretty sure you won't get any sugar let alone spice. You won't get any either if you bite bite a girl. But with your charm, who knows. 

posted by C_C_T on March 10, 2014 at 9:07 AM | link to this | reply