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I wouldn't be very good at gathering points.
posted by
TAPS.
on January 17, 2014 at 7:32 PM
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PatB
There's too much thinking, I'll just keep score.
posted by
WileyJohn
on January 17, 2014 at 5:15 PM
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LOL...this post would cheer up even a grumpy old man...not that there is one around here.
Don't underestimate us old folks. This proves that we have too much time to think rhings up.
posted by
Kabu
on January 17, 2014 at 3:14 PM
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This put a smile on my face...I like that line about the counterfeiter, too.
posted by
FormerStudentIntern
on January 17, 2014 at 10:42 AM
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Pat
LOL! Because of my practices of dealing with phone solicitors (#5) my account is overflowing...And since for decades I've been backing into parking spots, removing the dangers of stupidly backing out, I can be sure that my capital is safe, and I can live off the interest...
posted by
Nautikos
on January 17, 2014 at 7:48 AM
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Dang, I've been doing it wrong!
I like to give exact change... but I only do it when there is no one in line behind me.
posted by
Ciel
on January 17, 2014 at 7:37 AM
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I think I am due a few points, I try to give the correct change by holding out my hand with a handful of coins. it is very annoying though when the shop assistant says put them on the counter and I will take all the small one's. I don't want to have to pick the remainder up off a smooth surface. I think I could bore you to tears Pat with my life
posted by
C_C_T
on January 17, 2014 at 6:45 AM
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By the time I am eligible to join SIT, I can only hope for two things: one, that my life story won't bore the hell out of anyone, and two, that those positive distribution points are increased per inflation so it won't take as long . . . 
posted by
JimmyA
on January 17, 2014 at 5:41 AM
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