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These will do the trick. There's a certain celebrity hippy hobbit bloggette here that's seen the results, if-you-know-what-I-mean-and-I-think-you-do. I'm sure she'd approve.
Dunno if they've come out with a Miracle Testie Patch, but I'd be happy to contact the manufacturer.
posted by
mark2556
on April 13, 2004 at 2:15 PM
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Wow
I need this prodict to become a real man.
Again.
posted by
chris2303
on April 13, 2004 at 2:08 PM
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Is this the one you meant?
I've already read it, see. Cos it had penis in the title...
posted by
chris2303
on April 13, 2004 at 2:06 PM
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Thanks Markd ~
It's too bad you weren't here sooner. Last week was "Penis Patch Giveaway Days". Huge success.
posted by
mark2556
on January 26, 2004 at 4:31 PM
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Gotta get me one of those patches!
Man, that's one of the funniest blogs I've read in a while - I can't believe I haven't come across your stuff sooner!!!
Excellent post. You're now firmly ensconsed in my favourites section.
posted by
markd
on January 26, 2004 at 4:23 PM
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Glad you like it ~
As soon as the wide-angle lense comes in, I'll send a photo of it when it's awake ~
posted by
mark2556
on January 22, 2004 at 3:15 PM
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Comment UPDATE
Thanks for the picture! All we can say is WOW!!!
posted by
cheap-women
on January 22, 2004 at 2:09 PM
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mark
you've got staying power mate.......! keep up the good work.......
posted by
jads
on January 20, 2004 at 5:04 AM
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MARK2556
oh how a before and after pic would be so lovely! Funny stuff!
posted by
cheap-women
on January 16, 2004 at 7:13 PM
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Women find swashbuckler types incredibly hot.
How clever of you to use that for an eye patch! ;)
posted by
msaries
on January 15, 2004 at 1:05 PM
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One problem I've encountered...
...is women asking me, "What's up with the patch on your arm? You don't smoke! Say, you're not wearing one of those Penis Patches, are you?!?"
In order to eliminate this kind of unromantic bedroom dialog, I blacken the Magna RX+ in with a magic marker and wear it as an eye patch. What woman can resist a pirate? Not many, believe me.
And, please....no cracks about "Long Dong Silver".
posted by
mark2556
on January 15, 2004 at 12:37 PM
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It is nice to see the scientific method at work.
Your reasoned approach has furtherd Penile science everywhere. Responsible research is what the Penile enlargement industry sorely needs. Keep whacking away!
posted by
food4thought
on January 14, 2004 at 11:45 PM
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Mark, sometimes the cure is worse than the disease.
I'm glad that I peed before I read this post; it was that funny. May you and your patch live happily ever after.
Thanks for the compliment, also. Just, don't look me up, okay? I don't know if I could handle your S.W.A.T.-capable tallywacker.
posted by
msaries
on January 12, 2004 at 9:23 AM
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You Are...
...a brave man to do all that in the name of science.
Pants...I mean hats...off to you!
D
posted by
DamonLeigh
on January 12, 2004 at 9:00 AM
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