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Re: Thanks for the grins
You're quite welcome, WhiteHat. Always like to start the week sharing some laughs with others . . . 
posted by
JimmyA
on October 22, 2013 at 8:26 AM
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Naw, Annicita. I gave up a long time ago. I stayed hidden for as long as I could, but meal times and bathroom breaks became increasingly difficult to ignore . . . 
posted by
JimmyA
on October 22, 2013 at 8:25 AM
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Good question, Utah, although the discrepancy might be that it said 40+, and not 70+. I'm only 53, and whether I'm having sex with anybody or not, I don't consider myself to be an "old fart!" At least, not yet . . . 
posted by
JimmyA
on October 22, 2013 at 8:24 AM
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Well, in a way, yes, Kabu, but in another way, an undefeated champion! I guess that's why they invented solitaire . . . 
posted by
JimmyA
on October 22, 2013 at 8:20 AM
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Re: good ones, JimmyA...
I think I understand, pricklypear. But remember: it was musical chair, not musical chairs! If you can't beat yourself, you won't stand a chance against any opponent . . . 
posted by
JimmyA
on October 22, 2013 at 8:19 AM
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I think most people would, FSI, whether it was on draft, or came in bottles! Not very good advertising for that restaurant, I'm afraid . . . 
posted by
JimmyA
on October 22, 2013 at 8:17 AM
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Thanks, C C T. I really wasn't expecting such analyzations! But, to be fair, some of these are probably open to discussion and interpretation. Yeah, raising the age of boyfriend or girlfriend-calling to 80 may jump-start the libido of those in their 70's, but that would stand to be seen! And I don't think the people of Pompeii were expecting Vesuvius to do what it did to them, let alone facing the prospect of having their heads explode on a daily basis! And finally, the weaker birds don't play Hide & Seek or Musical Chairs! Whew! Class dismissed . . .
posted by
JimmyA
on October 22, 2013 at 8:16 AM
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Re: Jimmy
I certainly hope not, Naut! I think the main difference would be "control." If an exploding head was like a sneeze or a cough, that's one thing! But no one that I know of actually enjoys sneezing or coughing. But blowing yourself up? I think that can actually be considered either a sport or a leisure activity in the Middle East now . . . 
posted by
JimmyA
on October 22, 2013 at 8:07 AM
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Perhaps, lustor, the brandy might work as some sort of "deflector," keeping your head intact! That may be the secret antidote! Amazing! Call the Nobel people . . .
posted by
JimmyA
on October 22, 2013 at 8:04 AM
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Thanks for the grins
Be well
-WhiteHat
posted by
WhiteHat_TroubleMaker
on October 21, 2013 at 9:34 PM
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looooooooooooooooooool....still hiding?
posted by
Annicita
on October 21, 2013 at 6:23 PM
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But what if they are not having sex with them, can they be boyfriend and girlfriend, or just a couple of old farts?
posted by
UtahJay
on October 21, 2013 at 5:52 PM
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That last one...teehee...what a loser.
posted by
Kabu
on October 21, 2013 at 4:48 PM
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good ones, JimmyA...
i'll come back for more definitely... i like the game of hide and going unchallenged at musical chairs... definitely me for at least a period in my teens...
posted by
Carolyn_Moe
on October 21, 2013 at 2:03 PM
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I would avoid the kaopectate. on draft, too.
posted by
FormerStudentIntern
on October 21, 2013 at 11:19 AM
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Well Jimmy as always I have to search out when this is posted, but I think I should remark on a couple of things I think you should raise the age of having it off with a boy or girl to 80. if only to stir the libido of those in their 70s. Further more it has been ascertained that many who died in Pompeii suffered such a terrific heat that their brains exploded and shattered the skull. Further more an interesting little tidbit a Nestle-cock was a small weakling in a family a mother's pet or the weakest bird in the nest. Good entry this week.
posted by
C_C_T
on October 21, 2013 at 10:52 AM
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Jimmy
LOL, good ones again! As to #1, well, pretty well anywhere in the Middle East they're coming close! There's a good chance that walking in the street you might stumble over an arm or a leg, and sitting in a restaurant you might suddenly find a body part dropping into your soup...
posted by
Nautikos
on October 21, 2013 at 9:00 AM
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I better be careful I have been drinking hot chocolate lately and last night I had some with Brandy in it
posted by
Lanetay
on October 21, 2013 at 7:55 AM
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