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You have got to love them even if they do not turn up on time,
posted by
C_C_T
on October 16, 2013 at 11:04 AM
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A Blonde After 50 Years
A man and his ever-nagging, blonde wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the husband "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can have her shipped home for $150."
The man thought about it and told him that He would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.
posted by
ForeverPoet
on October 15, 2013 at 10:47 AM
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posted by
JimmyA
on October 15, 2013 at 8:26 AM
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Nautikos
LOL Very timely story my friend.
posted by
WileyJohn
on October 14, 2013 at 6:52 PM
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watch out while walking in the Woods. Broom is on its way!!
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posted by
Kabu
on October 14, 2013 at 6:37 PM
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LOL. She needs a broken clock.
posted by
FormerStudentIntern
on October 14, 2013 at 6:10 PM
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