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Re: funny i'm originally from and now live back in iowa...
Somehow, swordfingers, I doubt that you're actually a cow! 
But I guess, for some people, being named the Pork Queen is quite an honor. Not too many of them over here in Jersey though . . . 
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JimmyA
on September 6, 2013 at 5:23 AM
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funny i'm originally from and now live back in iowa...
an old classmate was the pork queen right out of high school... i guess it was quite an honor... though i thought it was funny too... especially since i'm such a cow... te he. 
carolyn
posted by
Carolyn_Moe
on September 6, 2013 at 4:54 AM
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Thanks, MsJudy. Glad to hear ( or see ) you laughing . . .
posted by
JimmyA
on September 4, 2013 at 6:47 AM
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Hahaha, great stuff!
posted by
MsJudy
on September 3, 2013 at 7:26 PM
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I guess it's that unspoken "spiritual" bond, Blue feathers, that many twins seem to share! Now, have you ever had both of them in the same room together but only talked to one of them? See what happens then . . .
posted by
JimmyA
on September 3, 2013 at 1:12 PM
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And some people, Annicita, seem to need more personal space than others! If people were "arrested" for certain deeds or indiscretions, there would probably be very few people walking the streets . . .
posted by
JimmyA
on September 3, 2013 at 1:04 PM
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That's true, lustor. I mean, you'll see people putting hats, booties, sweaters, fancy collars, etc., on their doggies, but never a wrist watch! Wouldn't it be nice if we all could go through the day without worrying what time it was . . . ?
posted by
JimmyA
on September 3, 2013 at 12:59 PM
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My dad is an identical twin. They are 77 years old and both in good health. It is funny though.. when something happens with one.. the other will know about it.. instinctively and they live 700 miles from each other.
posted by
Blue_feathers
on September 3, 2013 at 10:56 AM
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good ones....i dont know about being arrested but people would definitely be giving you your personal space!
posted by
Annicita
on September 3, 2013 at 9:34 AM
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interesting you dont see a dog wearing a wrist watch 
posted by
Lanetay
on September 3, 2013 at 8:33 AM
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That would be cool, adnohr, but don't forget! In Italy, like most European countries, football equates to soccer, a hundred times more popular than hockey! Actually, it would be pretty hilarious to see him come out and give any scores for any sport . . .
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JimmyA
on September 3, 2013 at 8:20 AM
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Are you sure, Utah? I mean, especially at a church! Won't that break some Commandment? You know, "Thou Shall Not Torture The Sibling Of A Twin By Ignoring Them During Conversation With The Other." Don't get yourself in trouble . . .
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JimmyA
on September 3, 2013 at 8:17 AM
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That's absolutely true, Against, whether anyone is exercising discretion or not! For every one decent show that's on, there's at least 20 or 30 that I have no idea why they're even on the air . . .
posted by
JimmyA
on September 3, 2013 at 8:14 AM
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Re: Jimmy...
I believe, Rumor, they may have already done something to that effect. But in their thinking, instead of flashing a "Viewers Discretion" warning before they show them, they've just opted to not air them at all, kinda doing the thinking ( and discretion ) for us. You know, doing us a favor by keeping our little brains safe from harm! Meanwhile, well over 90% of the rest of the crap they air regularly should never be viewed . . . by anyone!
posted by
JimmyA
on September 3, 2013 at 8:11 AM
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Thanks, FSI. It's strange, it's bizarre, it's funny . . . and certainly food for thought!
posted by
JimmyA
on September 3, 2013 at 8:08 AM
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That sounds, C C T, almost like a contradiction in terms; an "innocent" eager to hear of killings! But those were different times! Hopefully these jokes are getting you through the day, or week . . .
posted by
JimmyA
on September 3, 2013 at 8:07 AM
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Re: Jimmy
It would appear, Naut, that I may have awakened a bit of a mischievous side in you if you're now going to seek out twins to see if you can drive just one of them crazy! And I believe that most TV viewers are way beyond discretion at this point! It seems they'll just stare blankly at almost anything in front of them . . .
posted by
JimmyA
on September 3, 2013 at 8:02 AM
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I think the pope one is absolutely right, but for hockey scores!
posted by
adnohr
on September 3, 2013 at 12:14 AM
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We have a pair of twins at church, I will give this a try.
posted by
UtahJay
on September 2, 2013 at 10:18 PM
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I agree with your "viewer discretion" quip. Most TV shows are junk.
posted by
Against4WindsOn2Flam
on September 2, 2013 at 9:31 PM
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Jimmy...
I'm just waiting for someone to review all the Three Stooges skits and label them all "Viewer Discretion Advised"...then the Looney Tunes will be next....
posted by
Rumor
on September 2, 2013 at 11:57 AM
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The thoughts on blowing one's nose are absoloutely awesome.
posted by
FormerStudentIntern
on September 2, 2013 at 9:40 AM
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It's that man again, you remind me of a comedian that used to keep us going through the war Jimmy . Of course his jokes were not so sophisticated in those days and repeated quite often.'Can I do you now Sir?' A favorite quote of the charwoman. Well we were more innocent in those days, just eager to hear of killings.
posted by
C_C_T
on September 2, 2013 at 9:11 AM
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Jimmy
LOL! BTW, I too have always wondered about that 'viewer discretion' bit - what if the viewer ought to have but didn't exercise it, would we then have 'viewer secretion' or 'viewer discharge'? And I'm gonna start looking for twins to test that...
posted by
Nautikos
on September 2, 2013 at 6:07 AM
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