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Not as fattening as water though FS . I hope you are keeping slim. I usually show my photo on my birthday Arthur saw me from a distance and said their was a rough looking old chap looking across at your house this morning.
posted by
C_C_T
on August 21, 2013 at 8:50 AM
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Taps. It is not to bad if one smokes Black Bell and likes treacle and sulpher.
posted by
C_C_T
on August 21, 2013 at 8:46 AM
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Oh Dear Doc I'll have to take a fail on that paper, but I will ask Arthur, he is A Mensa member, well he was.
posted by
C_C_T
on August 21, 2013 at 8:42 AM
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I don't want to know Jimmy ignorance etc., The dentist did say I had strong teeth with extra bits in them through drinking our delicious well water. When we first had tap water the gypsies lower down kept coming for drinking water they did not wash much. A donkey had fallen in their well and no one could get it out.
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C_C_T
on August 21, 2013 at 8:40 AM
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No no, Adnohr it grows on one comes from Holland 6 bottles £2 when on offer it has a bit of fizz and one feels holy whilst drinking and saving the bottle to be recycled. I once dug the well out when we were forbidden to use tap water for irrigation and a pair of my Dad's tall lace up boots were entombed but still the same condition after thirty years. 
posted by
C_C_T
on August 21, 2013 at 8:33 AM
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Re: Lovely flower, as ever,
Thank you Ciel, If I were depressed I probably would not write to all you charming ladies who so freely treat me to their beer ration.
posted by
C_C_T
on August 21, 2013 at 8:23 AM
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Re: Kabu
Stop giggling, Kabu, it is depressing me. I might try a water melon.
posted by
C_C_T
on August 21, 2013 at 8:21 AM
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Re: CCT
OK Naut but at the moment I am just kissing other men's wives, they don't seem to mind, that is depressing .
posted by
C_C_T
on August 21, 2013 at 8:17 AM
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Re: Wiley
Ok Bro, I'll believe you. No I am not really depressed, I suppose I must have been once.
posted by
C_C_T
on August 21, 2013 at 8:15 AM
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ChiffChaff
Non alcoholic beer isn't fattening I tried it once, yuck. You're not addicted and never will be at that rate. Move here, we have beautiful water. I'm sorry you are depressed me too if I don't take my meds Bro.
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WileyJohn
on August 20, 2013 at 8:06 PM
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CCT
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like kissing your sister - it's okay, a friendly peck on the cheek, but it ain't kissing...And I didn't want to dwell on your poem too much tonight - I'm a bit depressed already...
posted by
Nautikos
on August 20, 2013 at 7:22 PM
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I love the flower too nor do I enjoy the flavour of beer. LOL giggle giggle...I doubt that you can become addicted to non alcoholic...hee hee...and if the depression won't lift, i think a small amount of chemical relief for a bit is a good idea.
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Kabu
on August 20, 2013 at 6:43 PM
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Lovely flower, as ever,
And I have never liked the flavor of beer, so you may have my share, non-alcoholish or otherwise.
There is so much in this world to be depressed about--it takes harder work for some of us to find and focus on the other stuff.
posted by
Ciel
on August 20, 2013 at 4:06 PM
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Non-alcoholic beer is kinda like dringing lemondade without lemons, isn't it? But yep, I'd take it before I would the water running through the cemetery. Ad I keep telling people I only do my dishes once a day to save my well water. Depression is a nasty thing, difficult to shake off. The poem nails it.
posted by
adnohr
on August 20, 2013 at 3:44 PM
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I'm not sure about the fattening aspect of non-alcoholic beer either, but it should be easy to look up and decipher. And as far as the "clean" water supplies go, yes, it is yet another commodity that people don't realize how lucky they are to have! And I don't blame you for not trusting that well water that ran through a nearby cemetary! Remember: water is not supposed to be crunchy . . .
posted by
JimmyA
on August 20, 2013 at 1:58 PM
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You have the most beautiful flowers. My high school term paper discussed fission and fusion! 
posted by
Dr_JPT
on August 20, 2013 at 1:45 PM
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That must be quite a depression, dwelling in black tobacco and treacle. Ugh!
posted by
TAPS.
on August 20, 2013 at 1:25 PM
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I would imagine non-alcoholic beer is fattening...You capture the intensely awful feeling that is depression so well in this poem.
posted by
FormerStudentIntern
on August 20, 2013 at 12:13 PM
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