Comments on cheap-women definitely made me smile with that last one!!!!!

Mr. Nobody tears the phone from Jenna's hand. "We're fine here, officer. Must be some mistake."

With that he slams the phone onto the table and grabs Jenna's arm. "Oowww," she squeals, "that hurts!"

"I told you, no funny business, Jenna." He squeezes her arm. She grimaces. "Next time, it will be your neck, my dear."

There's a rustle in the bushes outside the window. "What was that?" Mr. Nobody whispers.

They move toward the window. "Why, it's Trevor!" screams Jenna. "Trevor, I'm here, darling."

Mr. Nobody roughly pushes Jenna to the floor. "You won't have her, Trevor," he calls loudly. "I'll kill her first. I mean it!"

Trevor moves away from the window. "Let's be reasonable, Nobody. Let's discuss this."

"Discuss what? That she loves you and not me? That you're an amazing hunk, and I, a pathetic loser?"

posted by Passionflower on January 1, 2004 at 11:57 PM | link to this | reply