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Thanks for taking credit for the way life is turning on the bent dime here many days. I would have been yelling if you handn't done it so well first. Any younger than us haven't a clue. One cannot know if they see, taste, hear, and worry they don't know until they get there. Have a dang good day anyway.
posted by
Justi
on September 13, 2012 at 11:42 PM
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Pat
Crocheting ain't my thing...
posted by
Nautikos
on September 13, 2012 at 6:19 AM
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PatB
Oh happy days, you just described my life too, except I fell on the sidewalk on one knee today even too crotchity to even read and answer comments.
posted by
WileyJohn
on September 12, 2012 at 8:42 PM
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What can I say? I'd rather watch kids skateboarding than watch Judge Mathis.
What makes me crotchety is being around crotchety people too much. I like to laugh.
posted by
TAPS.
on September 12, 2012 at 7:38 PM
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I think those war games are why the kids are so fat, or should I say, have weight problems? When it is me I'm talking about...Its fat.
posted by
UtahJay
on September 12, 2012 at 7:38 PM
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I just adore everything that you write and this Ode to Old Age is
another gem. scary and heartrendering sad in its truth but you still made me laugh..perhaps because if we don't laugh at ourselves we won't be able to keep going.
posted by
Kabu
on September 12, 2012 at 5:21 PM
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i live behind a school....i used to have them cutting through my yard all the time...now i let the grass grow as high as i can in that area as well as the weeds...makes it harder and more uncomfortable for those who still want to venture forth!
posted by
Annicita
on September 12, 2012 at 2:51 PM
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Geez! Feel better? Although I'm only 52, it's hard to argue with any aspect of your rant! Keep 'em flyin' ( the flags of discontent! ) Remember, don't trust anyone under 30! 
posted by
JimmyA
on September 12, 2012 at 1:57 PM
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Oh you sound so lovable Pat, If I lived next door you could tell me how miserable I looked, and I could undo your curlers. 
posted by
C_C_T
on September 12, 2012 at 6:54 AM
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Ah, the joys of crotcheting, and this time I don't mean, with yarn & hook!
Some years ago, I sent my parents a button that said, I'm old, I'm cranky, where's my f...in oatmeal?
posted by
Ciel
on September 12, 2012 at 6:47 AM
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