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What is the difference between a joker and a jester?
posted by
adventurer02
on February 10, 2016 at 1:57 AM
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so close, editorium... yet so far away!
posted by
JustJilly
on December 24, 2003 at 9:45 AM
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BEZ SERCA GETS THE PRIZE!!!
lol
very good job!
I will still allow other to guess as long as two of their answers aren't ones you already answered!
and yes... what DOES your name mean?
posted by
JustJilly
on December 24, 2003 at 9:44 AM
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sorry spitfire... u didnt get 10 of them....
but it was a valant try!
and i copy-pasted most of those.. so don't blame ME for spelling errors... lol
posted by
JustJilly
on December 24, 2003 at 9:32 AM
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Answers
- What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? Nothing. Fish can't talk.
- Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers.
- Why does a pilgrim's pants always fall down? no idea.
- What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and toss it back.
- What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick? I don't have a dick, but I do have a paycheck.
- What do you call a tire made out of 365 melted down condoms? revolting
- What do you call a pig without legs? ham...or Christmas dinner
- What do you call a sheep with no legs? mutton...or Easter Lunch
- What do you call the difference between apathy and ignorance? about twelve inches...from the heart to the head
- How do you catch a bra? no idea.
- How do you get a sweet old lady to say FUCK? no idea.
- What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and toss it back.
- What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? a genius, or a biological impossibility
- What do you call a 350-pound stripper? whatever he asks you to call him.
- Why was 6 scared of 7? because 7 8 9 ...(seven ate nine)
- What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? ate her
- Which of the following doesn't belong?: wife, meat, eggs, blowjob the wife
- Why don't dalmations like to play hide and seek? they're too
- What is the difference between boogers and brocolli? broccoli doesn't grow in your nose
- How do you keep a lawyer from drowning?? (2 answers) shoot him ... or why would you want to?
posted by
editormum
on December 24, 2003 at 8:27 AM
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Answers to Contest
1. What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?
“oh, dam!” 3. Why does a pilgrim's pants always fall down?
Buckle is on their hat instead of their pants 4. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Laugh and ask her why she didn’t pull the pin. (She’ll then reach for her hair with a questioning look on her face.) 5. What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
Given the fact I have no dick, um, if I had one, I’d be a male; meaning I could pay for sex? 6. What do you call a tire made out of 365 melted down condoms?
a “Goodyear” 7. What do you call a pig without legs?
Dinner 8. What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A blanket 11. How do you get a sweet old lady to say FUCK
Tell her the new law is one cannot pay for purchases in stores with ANY COINS! 12. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
um, unless I’m having a deja’vou, you already asked this in #4 ! 13. What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
Smarter than the average blonde 14. What do you call a 350-pound stripper?
Unemployed and stupid 16. What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Flushed the toilet. Eeeewwww! 17. Which of the following doesn't belong?: wife, meat, eggs, blowjob
Meat; we women can’t provide the meat. 18. Why don't dalmations like to play hide and seek?
Cause the breed is spelled Dalmatians and we live in a colorful world 19. What is the difference between boogers and brocolli?
Cause Brocolli is spelled broccoli and boogers aren’t nutritious.
posted by
SpitFire70
on December 24, 2003 at 1:12 AM
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1 Dam!
3 Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat
5 You don’t have to pay a woman to blow your paycheck
6 Goodyear
9 I don’t know and I don’t care
11 Get another sweet old lady to sat BINGO
12 Pull the pin and throw it back
13 Pregnant
14 Broke
16 Wipe his ass
Let's see how many poems you can write about me! (Will it help if I told you what Bez Serca means?)
posted by
Bez_Serca
on December 23, 2003 at 10:25 PM
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