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Sometimes my ass shades the back of my legs..yep..I am evil..Satan gave me a donut this morning and that doesn't help.
posted by
hazel_st_cricket
on March 22, 2012 at 6:26 AM
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Is there a fatwa condeming sitting on the fence? Being lukewarm, or grey? Sand on the brain!!!!
posted by
serioushelpneeded
on March 19, 2012 at 5:56 AM
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I must admit that on a hot summer day, if I cannot get completely out of the sun I am happy if I can get my head into the shade. It doesn't bother me too much if my legs and feet hang out into the sunshine. Does that make me completely shameful?
posted by
TAPS.
on March 19, 2012 at 12:58 AM
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Confucius say him wot sits half in sun gets to be red, white, and blue?
Yes Blue on bottom when Mama sees him!!!!!
posted by
Kabu
on March 18, 2012 at 7:51 PM
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LOL - yep - you are having fun with these!
posted by
adnohr
on March 18, 2012 at 6:52 PM
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Unbelievable! I have to agree with Justi on this one. 
posted by
BrightIrish
on March 18, 2012 at 2:24 PM
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I can remember decades back when my ex MIL
began telling my baby daughter that "Jesus loves little children who use the potty." Couldn't help adding that HE also loves the ones that don't. It's a mystery to me why any religion concerns itself with a believer's left-handedness or whether he sits in shade or sun. 
posted by
Pat_B
on March 18, 2012 at 9:38 AM
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I never realized sitting was such a big deal.
posted by
FormerStudentIntern
on March 18, 2012 at 8:09 AM
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It seems they know this Satan very well. 
posted by
Justi
on March 18, 2012 at 6:36 AM
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