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I'm OCD about keys in general
and I can't help but think that life would be so serene if everywhere I had to go was just there, if my extended family shared a ten bedroom apartment with me in a collegial household where doors are closed but not locked and there is almost always someone staying in when you go out, as you stay in when they go out.
CPK
posted by
cpklapper
on February 1, 2012 at 9:30 AM
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LOVE it!!!
~~~giggling~~~
posted by
hazel_st_cricket
on January 30, 2012 at 5:51 AM
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food4
Love your poem! And I wouldn't want to get a key that's smarter than I am...
posted by
Nautikos
on January 29, 2012 at 5:03 PM
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LOL!
I am famous for setting my glasses down someplace. I can't tell you how many times I would ask my daughter if she had seen my glasses and her response was "Do you mean the ones on your face?" 
posted by
Bel_Marshall
on January 26, 2012 at 5:40 PM
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It is between the couch cushions at the dentist office, but the key is not in it.
posted by
UtahJay
on January 26, 2012 at 4:40 PM
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food4thought
I solved that problem by putting so many other keys on the holder with the car keys it's impossible not to know where they are. Well, nearly. LOL
posted by
WileyJohn
on January 26, 2012 at 6:11 AM
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The odd thing is...
After I wrote that, I couldn't find my wallet! I did however, know where the keys were.
posted by
food4thought
on January 25, 2012 at 9:07 PM
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Another hilarious post!! Ans this time with poetry yet!!! Maybe your mom is right!
posted by
adnohr
on January 25, 2012 at 8:00 PM
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Telepathy. That's the answer. Everything done with mental energy.
posted by
Ciel
on January 25, 2012 at 6:07 PM
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Funny stuff! I think technology should get it together so that we can whistle and the electronic we want would respond! Wait, how many different whistles would we have to program! Forget I said that! My idea it this:
Comfort me with cabbages.
My brain's not screwed in tight.
Help me plug my ears in case it
wanders out of sight.
With cabbage in my left
and a corkscrew in my right,
I might come out of this
and find my keys before it's night!
Taken from Greatheart and the Brain Drain! By Dr. Seuss. Most of it is his I just added
the last two lines! lol I hope you find them soon! sam
posted by
sam444
on January 25, 2012 at 3:16 PM
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