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there sure are plenty of them, aren't there? some very distinctive aromas too... PPPPPUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!! 
posted by
WednesdayAddams
on March 17, 2012 at 3:50 PM
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posted by
_Symphony_
on February 24, 2012 at 4:20 PM
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Hi, Strat!!!
Loved your post, as I always do!!! Always so awesomely hilarious!!! Have missed you!!
posted by
hazel_st_cricket
on January 30, 2012 at 5:48 AM
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ROFLMAO!
HaH, my husband wishes it was off sometimes, lol. And visa versa. This is a riot and reminds me why those single days weren't so bad after all, hehe.
posted by
Penni76
on January 20, 2012 at 12:33 PM
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Oh Kris-Sis,
I just read your review...I think I need to be worshipping at an altar dedicated to you! That was incredibly wonderful of you - - I can't begin to thank you! I am very glad that you and your mom enjoyed it so much -- I suppose I was put here on the planet to hopefully crack people up.
As to the machine gun riff, I didn't forget it -- I hadn't heard that one! So I must add it to the taxonomy tables. It may be related to something we call the Family Room Motorcycle...
Take care and thanks so much! As always, you rock!
posted by
strat
on January 20, 2012 at 3:10 AM
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Hey, Bro....
You forgot the Machine Gun Riff.....usually delivered as someone....usually of advancing years.....is hurrying toward a relief station.....and the putt-putt-putt sounds or more serious ratt-a-tatt-tatt's seem to be propelling them along. I've seen this one sitting in an audience at meetings and someone is trying to scurry up the aisle and we all try to control our hysterics.....of course, those things are funny as hell when you don't understand how they can happen......enough said. Of course, I grew up a proper young lady with no siblings so I wasn't exposed to such things.....I didn't "do" gas!!!!!! Now, my mom and dad were deadly.......
I loved your book...bought it on Amazon as suggested and promptly reviewed, did you see? I read sections to my mom as we watched TV in her fantastic vibrating Tempurpedic multi-positional bed and had to change the sheets 'cause she laughed so hard....won't make that mistake again!! But you know I luv ya!
posted by
Krisles
on January 19, 2012 at 2:15 PM
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