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LOL ~ I am just laughing my southern belle --- (well, the rear end just about off) while reading this ~ YOU ARE WAY too funny Naut. But, you must practice...soon, you could use both sets; it's a learned skill as well as delegating ~. 
and my pug wonders, which came first the monkey face or the pug face? ~ 
~ do tell Naut ~ 
~ Elyse 
posted by
elysianfields
on January 12, 2011 at 9:47 PM
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LMAO!! Hilarious, Nautikos!! You've made my day!
posted by
adnohr
on January 12, 2011 at 2:01 AM
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I'm proposing, based on this post and subsequent comments,
our theme song must be "Tiptoe Through the Tulips," or possibly "This little piggy went to market." Our celebrity endorsement goes to Shoeless Joe Jackson former member of the Chicago White Sox.
posted by
Pat_B
on January 10, 2011 at 1:32 PM
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what a fun post, Naut.....as for the scotch, make that two.....Mal
posted by
gapcohen
on January 10, 2011 at 12:06 PM
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Our little girl
likes to paint my toenails - I insist on white, blue or yellow, those being the colours of my beloved Leeds United football team
posted by
malcolm
on January 10, 2011 at 6:52 AM
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Seems I'm back on blogit...
...and reading the bizarre! LOL! Nice to 'see' ya Naut!
posted by
ginnieb
on January 10, 2011 at 6:18 AM
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Us humans are like that....yeah, we are.
posted by
TAPS.
on January 10, 2011 at 12:59 AM
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Nautikos
In my younger days, I had three fetishists that I'm sure of approach me .....I should say they approached my feet.....very obvious with it.....the first one, especially.....I was stoned, stretched out on the floor with headphones on at a party....it was summer and I was barefoot......I had my eyes closed and was just "groovin'" to the music and suddenly I felt the weirdest thing....a fantastic sensation, actually....and I opened my eyes, looked down....and this guy was sucking on my big toe. I know....grosses you out completely, did me, too, at the time.....but it still felt fantastic!!!!! The other two were approaches to tell me how beautiful my feet were.....one in a grocery store and one at a gas station....both were very polite.....both were normal looking guys.
posted by
Krisles
on January 9, 2011 at 9:56 PM
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LOL!
I wash my feet in the shower, is that OK?
posted by
KaBooM62
on January 9, 2011 at 9:02 PM
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Who would have thought Naut - a discovery indeed.
posted by
shobana
on January 9, 2011 at 7:18 PM
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Things Get Even Weirder And Scarier
LOL... loved your analysis of the foot fetishes! I like a good pedicure with the works too..and I do wear a toe ring in the summer months, as I also have a shoe fetish..and I love, love, love beautiful, sparkling sandals...
posted by
MsJudy
on January 9, 2011 at 6:36 PM
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I don't drink but I think I need a scotch; pass the bottle please! lol Shelly
posted by
sam444
on January 9, 2011 at 6:08 PM
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What a shame no one suggested a toe ring.....quite becoming so they are
I can just see you with a twinky on a pinky....Perhaps the nails are too long for socks, too shapely and painted pink.....This little piggy had roast beef........ I'm out of here; enjoy the beverage, straight I presume sir.
posted by
Kabu
on January 9, 2011 at 3:21 PM
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I never realized there were so many foot fetishes on here on Blogit either.
posted by
FormerStudentIntern
on January 9, 2011 at 2:36 PM
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