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Amanda_

Heart disease runs in my family. It took both my grandparents and both my parents as well as two of my aunts. Smoking is probably the dumbest thing I've ever done.

Even if I hadn't planned on hanging around this time, how could I refuse now? I'll be here with bells on. 

posted by Talion_ on November 3, 2010 at 4:09 PM | link to this | reply

strat
Today a co-worker asked me if I still wanted to smoke. I told her every waking hour of every day. Then she lit a cigarette just to spite me. I wanted to string her up by her thumbs.

posted by Talion_ on November 3, 2010 at 4:02 PM | link to this | reply

Pat_B
No wonder you needed Prozac!

posted by Talion_ on November 3, 2010 at 3:59 PM | link to this | reply

RoseyP
Smokers are indeed a persecuted minority. It may be even worse than you thought here in the states. I'll write a post explaining exactly why I decided to quit.

posted by Talion_ on November 3, 2010 at 3:58 PM | link to this | reply

Bel_
I knew I would miss smoking, but how I missed it shocked me.

posted by Talion_ on November 3, 2010 at 3:53 PM | link to this | reply

adnohr
The trick was curbing my tongue at home, making sure Queen V didn't carry the brunt of my suddenly charming disposition.

posted by Talion_ on November 3, 2010 at 3:52 PM | link to this | reply

Hi Talion,

Congrats on quitting smoking.  The decision to do so will add years to your life.  My grandmother was a smoker and passed away in June from COPD and pulmonary fibrosis.

Please stay awhile this time.

Amanda formerly MandaLee

posted by Amanda__ on November 3, 2010 at 12:41 PM | link to this | reply

And yet, I still feel that way,
despite falling off the no nicotine wagon a couple of months ago. Apparently stupidity knowns no boundaries, and not even Mistress Nicotine can stave off those impulses I have to free up all that oxygen being wasted by the legions of mouth breathers in our midst...

posted by strat on November 3, 2010 at 7:28 AM | link to this | reply

I used to have the same murderous impulses when I encountered
calculated stupidity. Used to think they were deliberately targeting me to see how far they could push before I lost it. Then my doc recommended Prozac, and after a few weeks my tolerance and patience improved. I learned to say  "what if you tried it this way..." instead of "you're a freakin' idiot." I was at the time going through withdrawal of another sort: post  menopause, post-divorce, a bit of empty nest syndrome, and of course the inevitable idiots.  

posted by Pat_B on November 3, 2010 at 4:29 AM | link to this | reply

Faux pas
Sorry, couldn't spell either

posted by RoseyP on November 3, 2010 at 3:00 AM | link to this | reply

Free floating anger
So refreshing to read someone else's take on reactions that dogged my days until old age took the edge away. (well, nearly old). I thought I wasn't normal. The only abnormality may have been that I didn't smoke. No wonder they packaged the leaf and pedalled it for so long. I'm sorry the smokers arre now a persecuted minority.  What are they going to do to reign in our expressions of our justifiable frustrations now?

posted by RoseyP on November 3, 2010 at 2:59 AM | link to this | reply

Free floating anger
So refreshing to read someone else's take on reactions that dogged my days until old age took the edge away. (well, nearly old). I thought I wasn't normal. The only abnormally may have been that IO didn't smoke. No wonder they packaged the leaf and pedalled it for so long. I'm sorry the smokers arre now a persecuted minority.  What are they going to do to reign in our expressions of our justifiable frustrations now?

posted by RoseyP on November 3, 2010 at 2:58 AM | link to this | reply

LOL isn't amazing how tabacco
makes some situations just a bit more tolerable?  So good to see you back here!

posted by Bel_ on November 2, 2010 at 7:40 PM | link to this | reply

Yep! Nicotine withdrawal will do that to you. A simple nuisance becomes a giant pain in the butt!

posted by adnohr on November 2, 2010 at 7:37 PM | link to this | reply