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I couldn't help but wonder what the scenario would be if there were flies on her! I can't Uncle Albert would be stopped at the junction as it were but then I think about the end and what an act to have to follow! lol A delightful read and is this Albert an uncle to anyone who may come along? lol on that, too sam
posted by
sam444
on October 13, 2010 at 8:30 AM
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Re: CC
I am sorry Femia I can see you would love to apply for this post, but I feel that you are overqualified you may have stroked a goat or two, and the butter would melt I expect if you kept speaking to Arnold like that.
posted by
C_C_T
on October 12, 2010 at 10:43 PM
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Thank you madam some of our colleagues have been rather scathing . As though my motives have been anything but altruistic. In fact surprisingly one very pretty lady, to make up for her undesirable looks in the prevailing circumstances has agreed to wear a small bell around her neck. She is my personal choice, but of course the decision rests with Arold. You get the only rose awarded by Uncle Albert
posted by
C_C_T
on October 12, 2010 at 10:36 PM
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CC --- this plea rings of milky moo and butter and churning and milkmaid and my goodness, this one was wowzer fun to read. You make me laugh with this Uncle Albert - he's a keeper. EE
posted by
elysianfields
on October 12, 2010 at 9:48 PM
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CC
Uncle Alberts plea for his friend who is a small dairy farmer..Apparently becomes the spokesman for his friend and a smile will persue as long as you offer a glass of milk to toast the girl..Got Milk? The churning of ones heart will turn to butter the fineries of life the spread of Love upon the bread of a dairy farmers heart. Nice job Mr. MB FEmia
posted by
fememefeme
on October 12, 2010 at 2:52 PM
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Re: C.C...
Of course Rumor a certain lady has her point of veiw but this offers an opening to to someone who is not so beautifully endowed so it can't be envy. We men understand more than. Oh shut up Albert you are in disgrace
posted by
C_C_T
on October 12, 2010 at 12:03 PM
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Re: I have to say it....Uncle Albert is a dirty old man. LOL
. Don't you feel it is nice of someone to help a neighbour Kabu to look for a wife. No one will like to speak kindly of Uncle Albert now, he's just going to chop an oak tree down to annoy you.
posted by
C_C_T
on October 12, 2010 at 11:59 AM
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I have to say it....Uncle Albert is a dirty old man. LOL
posted by
Kabu
on October 12, 2010 at 11:18 AM
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C.C...
now how could any girl resist Uncle Albert after an invitation like that?...so pure and innocent...all he asks is that there be no flies on her....now "making it with a smile and shaking it for awhile" might take her aback a bit, but if he catches her before she faints, I'm sure she'll return his smile.
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posted by
Rumor
on October 12, 2010 at 8:35 AM
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