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Oh, no, Sir Strat. It is NOT just you.
They haunt all of us.
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 8, 2010 at 10:32 PM
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Rumor,
That's how they stay up all night.
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 8, 2010 at 10:31 PM
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Another take on them is found in a song by
the brilliant band, Drive By Truckers. If you have "My Roommate's Gun," anywhere, it does explain a few things like the night fairies. Sort of...
And here I thought it was just me....
posted by
strat
on August 8, 2010 at 6:40 PM
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SpitFire, they're good at swigging coffee when you're not looking, too..
you go to get the phone or visit the facilities and when you come back, your coffee cup is over half empty! And I
know I only had a couple of swallows!.
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posted by
Rumor
on August 8, 2010 at 5:20 PM
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Guy,
Where do you think they get the battery acid like substance? Dubbya. Nuff said. Great comment!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 8, 2010 at 10:10 AM
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It's true, adnohr. And
they also steal beer from the fridge. They want to make you think you drank more than you really did.
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 8, 2010 at 10:08 AM
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They've been known to, Whacky.
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 8, 2010 at 10:06 AM
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Fireyone, we have BOTH pondered the "proof" of pillow stains! Great minds!
Here are my thoughts on the subject, during the first dumb-ass Dubyah administration. He got much WORSE in the second, something that I had never thought was even possible!
Guy
Do you know what color used up thoughts are? I know. They are sort of a brownish color. New thoughts are probably bright and shiny, but once we wring every useful bit of stuff out of them, I think that they bruise, like a banana. At night, while we are asleep, all the used brown brain juice leaks out of our ears. Don’t believe me? Look at your pillow, without a pillow case on it. Pretty yucky, right? Brown brain drainage!
If that stuff didn’t ooze out of our ears while we sleep, I think that it would accumulate and rot out our brains. I have observed the effects of this rotting brain phenomenon in people who live with, near and next door to me. I had thought that these people were just born stupid, but now I realize that they probably caught a bad head cold, when they were just little kids and their ears plugged up.
I know that we should be kind to those who are life’s “dim bulbs,” but I must confess that a part of me has blamed the victim, for his own stupidity. In a couple of cases, I know that the morons I am thinking of contributed to their own mental deficits, but perhaps this self-destructive behavior would not have occurred, if the brain damage never happened, because of poor ear drainage.
Idiots will always be hard to endure, but I ought to try to be more tolerant of them in the future, or more likely, I will just continue to avoid them. I will always worry that if I get too close to them, I might catch a bad head cold!
If I begin to pronounce the word nuclear, nuCULAR, as our president does, you will know that I need emergency ear surgery, to restore brown brain sweat drainage and relieve the building pressure from inside my head. I think that wanting to become president ought to be medically accepted as proof of brain damage, anyway. When George II had his annual medical evaluations, we were never told about his chronic head colds, but I suppose that the damage had already been done, before he was even elected. He graduated from Yale or Princeton, so he probably wasn’t always an idiot.
Medical science must have known about this viral threat to our collective national intellect for several generations now, so I wonder why you had to wait, to learn about it from me? Has there been a massive governmental conspiracy to cover up knowledge about this medical threat, as occurred in the cases of UFOs and unicorns? If you wonder how effective a government cover-up can be, remember that most people STILL think that unicorns are mythical animals, and not the real danger to humanity that they were before the last one was shot by U.S. troops, with the help of Alien technology.
You probably already knew about much of this stuff, and I don’t want to sound like I am talking down to you folks, but some of you may have had bad head colds in your early years, and now need to be told this stuff. I’m sorry for your loss, even though you probably aren’t.
Guy
posted by
northsage_45
on August 7, 2010 at 6:49 PM
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they must have a lot of help
posted by
Lanetay
on August 7, 2010 at 6:31 PM
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Thanks for the head's up! I'm going to advise anyone who ever again thinks it's the extra beer that makes me trip.... it's those darned invisible fairies!
posted by
adnohr
on August 7, 2010 at 6:22 PM
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So that's who woke me up last night!
Well that is a relief and another worry. Do they leave coke cups and straws outside your window? They did mine last night.
posted by
Whacky
on August 7, 2010 at 6:12 PM
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That's what they do, Sam.
They make you think your head is leaking battery acid.
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 7, 2010 at 5:43 PM
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At least now you know who to blame, Katray.
It's THEM. They also spit out giant dust balls an hour after you've vacuumed. It's true. They're laughing at you, too. Listen...
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 7, 2010 at 5:42 PM
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They're everywhere! lol This was too funny! I always wondered about the acid! lol sam
posted by
sam444
on August 7, 2010 at 5:42 PM
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Lol, I was wondering! Those stains - I was blaming them on thinking
too much or the joys of being a brunette - darn blondes, always get an easier time of everything went my fuming, hehe..Bet they're also the sock eaters and phone hiders!
posted by
Katray2
on August 7, 2010 at 5:09 PM
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No, no, dsm tchr....
Leprochauns are a a totally different species. Plus, you can see them. And yes, the fairies can taunt you at the laughing academy cause they're invisible.
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 7, 2010 at 3:38 PM
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SF70, LOL, I thought they were leprachauns! Now you tell me they are at the laughing academy too? OMG!
posted by
dsm_tchr
on August 7, 2010 at 3:11 PM
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